I think that I'll just drop my first novel that didn't get past chapter 2, and then weave the story that that I've been wanting to write for the past 3 years that has been constantly on my mind even in my sleep.
I wish that there were characters in the Latin alphabet and others that were read as breathing sounds. Would make my immersion in reading so much better
Happy valentine's day.
I can summon meteorites and sink continents with my magic, but I just can't figure out how to work chocolate magic, so I can't make you any chocolate, but here's a hug instead.
"Cannibalism is for the homies."
"It's not gay if nobody finds out that... Never mind don't finish that one."
"This is how people with piss fetishes drink water."
- my oldest younger brother, February 14, 2024
Which do you think women would prefer?
1. Christian, the 6 foot tall, really hot and sexy, but very violent, domestic abuser man.
2. Jonathan, the 5 foot 6 inch tall guy. An ugly, but very nice guy.
3. Steve, an average guy all around. not super nice, but won't ever hit you unless you try to stab him because you think he's cheating, when he is actually thinking about walrus.
When I was 4 years old, I was sitting on my mother's lap, and then I looked her in the eyes, and said "Mommy, I like big boobies."
And good god, I'll never live that one down.
You used to be able to go into the store with $150 and fill up an entire cart with food when I was a kid, but now you can't anymore because of inflation, and that makes me very sad. (I cry I am so sadde)
I had a dream last night that I was a videogame character, and I picked up this iced coffee bottle that was the size of my entire body, with one hand mind you, and I poured it into a pint sized glass, and the animation was so jank, as the liquid went above the max fill of the glass and just stayed there, then I drank the entire thing and passed out and woke up.