Devils.Advocate
An objectionable existence
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Not that anyone cares too much about this anymore, but the working title of the book is "Dali my Darling"I guess we can try can see we can hit as many of these tags without crossing the filter. after all, I am sitting in a room full of writers... am I right?
hmm... I am gonna try a synopsis
This is a non-fiction account of my life, I am Salvador Dalí and I lived in the historical late 1920s. I was a fully grown Seinen adult that did very mature things, such as contemporary art (I know its a bit forced but it's fine). Today, I found out my fridge is out of milk it was a real tragedy since I needed my morning cup of tea, also it's a bit of a mystery since I thought I still had some last night, but my servant quickly brought another so there was minimal drama.I opened the paper whilst I was having some breakfast, I almost knocked over the flower ornament on the table, my quick action and lighting reflexes caught the falling tiny vase, it was all very exciting but not dramatic at all.Ah~ the Russians are still recovering from the 1921 to 1922 famine, life there must be very grim and dark. Regardless, I didn't have time to worry about that. I needed to think of a way to destroy my art rival Pablo Picasso!Perhaps I could commit a crime, how can I cause Picasso massive psychological damage. I would befriend and seduce his sister Lola Picasso. (note no actual romance nor sexual encounter ever occur, however, will be very mature).To do so I needed a grand strategy, I needed to make sure I have enough absinthe, perhaps in need to buy out the local stocks and obtain some local muscle to do some dirty work. to gain the monopoly on absinthe required good strategies and was a real adventure,But To get close to Lola, I needed a disguise, milliary men, they are popular with the ladies. I hide my secret identity of being the greatest artist on earth and pretended to be a lowly milliary school student. While living my school life I quietly stalked her, it was very thrilling, but not to the degree of horror with no scariness.I was not sure what verse is, and I hoped I can find out and solve this mystery... while doing all these things and it would work out somehow,BOOM!! Done! Ticked all the boxes!!
And if I am leaning more towards the Senin /drama side of the story this will be the cover picture
If I am leaning more on the absurdity and surrealness of the story I will use this one