I come with a message or should I say a letter from @SteelzCloud. He wishes that you are by his side in this dire time of need and wish the best of your health. Ps. He would kill you if you meet with another man.
screw you in particular. it's Screw Everything Binary Day™. fuck you. i love you and all but only on this day i hope you scald your tongue on toast or accidentally step on your dog's tail and spend the rest of the day feeling guilty about it you wonderful bastard.
K, I'm trying to find a single word that describes your humour. I've walked around the words cheeky, caustic, incisive, sardonic, sarcastic, and ironic. You'll have to pick one of those or define your humour yourself.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings earlier. I know you want my attention. So, I'll use your soap sometimes.