Become a real dog or Get 1 Billion Dollars

[tiaf]

If we sign a marriage agreement of sharing our income 50/50 upon divorce...

 

[Lloyd]

1 billion dollars please.

 

[Terrate]

Why is it so specific? Can't I just be a dog in peace, like in the wild or something. Why does being a dog have to be with 5 "beautiful sisters" am I getting set up to some dog F***ers? If I'm a real dog, and not pretending. I would want nothing to do with Humans, their "Beauty" and "seductiveness" means nothing to me.

Anyway give me money cause I like being a greedy human.

 

[EldritchPotato]

Dog 100%, humans are the worst.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

Tough choice…

 

[Comiak]

Just the money no wife.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

And you'll die in like eight years.

Hold up. If it means I can die I will take the doggy deal.

 

[Zinless]

You should turn this into a poll, and don't make it anonymous.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Why would I want to be a dog? I'll take the money every time