Choose three scribbelers to protect you. The rest will come to kill you

[TheMonotonePuppet]

As the title says. You may choose three members to protect you, while the rest come to kill you. Who will it be?

Now as per my choice, me and greyblob wouldve been enough to solo, but unfortunately i cant choose myself so
Blob
Agnett
Witch

I choose @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian , @doravg , and @TenderHuman . The first because I feel his loyalty and sheer lore strength rival nearly all. Definitely a bodyguard I can trust, with a powerful moral conviction. The second because they are just a nice person and so many seem afraid of their devastating BL writing power. And the third because with her, I’ll be able to have an incredibly cruel being of great and torturous reputation to sic thousands of twisted and deviant horrors of her imagination.
I don’t choose @RepresentingEnvy because, quite frankly, she can’t do anything to me, so as much as I’d love to have her on my side as a friend, I don’t think she offers much attack, when compared to doravg’s Thunderbolt or Electroweb.
I’m currently nurturing a rivalry with @greyblob , so I trust him to backstab me, not as a bodyguard.
@Paul_Tromba would fall asleep on the job.
@PeacefulMyst you’re evil in the Town of Salem game.
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey I wouldn’t trust you with anything, much less my life. But you may even weaken the attempts on my life by being on their side.
@K5Rakitan Practically a celebrity: type mommy. Killers might slip in disguised as her fans. Dangerous!!!
@Agentt @CupcakeNinja why are these people even options???
@SailusGebel bruh.
@Anon2023 @NotaNuffian just no.
@Corty weak lore.

 

[georgelee5786]

Sailus, Paul, and Anon. Invincible team

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I choose the girls band @RepresentingEnvy @SailusGebel @TheMonotonePuppet cause let's be real, who can go against or who want to?

Thank you, thank you!!! I shall protect you, raining scarlet blood and silver bone upon thy enemies under the colorful banners of the Famished Stars!!!!

 

[SailusGebel]

Sailus, Paul, and Anon. Invincible team

You will be my third party member.
I meant, you will be the third in my party of bodyguards.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I won't choose @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian. He is too nice! He would be adding enemies into the hoard!

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I am glad to be included.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

I choose @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian , @doravg , and @TenderHuman . The first because I feel his loyalty and sheer lore strength rival nearly all. Definitely a bodyguard I can trust, with a powerful moral conviction. The second because they are just a nice person and so many seem afraid of their devastating BL writing power. And the third because with her, I’ll be able to have an incredibly cruel being of great and torturous reputation to sic thousands of twisted and deviant horrors of her imagination.
I don’t choose @RepresentingEnvy because, quite frankly, she can’t do anything to me, so as much as I’d love to have her on my side as a friend, I don’t think she offers much attack, when compared to doravg’s Thunderbolt or Electroweb.
I’m currently nurturing a rivalry with @greyblob , so I trust him to backstab me, not as a bodyguard.
@Paul_Tromba would fall asleep on the job.
@PeacefulMyst you’re evil in the Town of Salem game.
@Woolen_Bat_Monkey I wouldn’t trust you with anything, much less my life. But you may even weaken the attempts on my life by being on their side.
@K5Rakitan Practically a celebrity: type mommy. Killers might slip in disguised as her fans. Dangerous!!!
@Agentt @CupcakeNinja why are these people even options???
@SailusGebel bruh.
@Anon2023 @NotaNuffian just no.
@Corty weak lore.

I wouldn't fall asleep on the job. I am saddened that you think so little of my work ethic and responsibility.

 

[SailusGebel]

I wouldn't fall asleep on the job. I am saddened that you think so little of my work ethic and responsibility.

Vintage PaulT.

 

[Tyranomaster]

Blob is the most menacing and intelligent. Sailus will critic all of my enemies to death (super effective). Corty will make an entire thread proving exactly why smuthub isn't real. He kills the smutters with data.

The runner-ups are K5 and Paul.

How will they protect you from yourself though?

 

[greyblob]

I’m currently nurturing a rivalry with @greyblob , so I trust him to backstab me, not as a bodyguard.

rivalry is a big word for you little man. I've been sowing chaos since before you were born.

 

[HelloHound]

tbh I kinda wish I could vote for myself

 

[TotallyHuman]

rivalry is a big word for you little man. I've been sowing chaos since before you were born.

this great witch wasn't just sowing, she was harvesting and processing and the entire production-line-ing chaos since way before you scrubs were born

I wouldn't fall asleep on the job. I am saddened that you think so little of my work ethic and responsibility.

I would. As a demonstration of protest

 

[georgelee5786]

You will be my third party member.
I meant, you will be the third in my party of bodyguards.

Terrible idea. I'm smol

 

[greyblob]

this great witch wasn't just sowing, she was harvesting and processing and the entire production-line-ing chaos since way before you scrubs were born

alright let's put you to bed it's 7pm

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

rivalry is a big word for you little man. I've been sowing chaos since before you were born.

I said nurturing, silly blob! In other words, just giggling my ass off when you get angry!

 

[SailusGebel]

Terrible idea. I'm smol

So what if you are a manlet? You have a gun, and you got rid of that hornet's nest. You are invincible.

 

[The_3rd_Book]

I vote for The Vampire, Puppet, and Dragon.
The Prince is large and scary and breathes fire, while the Envy can convert enemies to allies. I'm not sure what the MonotonePuppet's strength is, but they worship Eldrich entities so there's something.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

How will they protect you from yourself though?

Blob is menacing and smart. He will find a way.

So what if you are a manlet? You have a gun, and you got rid of that hornet's nest. You are invincible.

You say that, but let's be honest, who is better with a gun? Envy or George?

 

[georgelee5786]

So what if you are a manlet? You have a gun, and you got rid of that hornet's nest. You are invincible.

The fact you remember that second thing shocks me

Blob is menacing and smart. He will find a way.

You say that, but let's be honest, who is better with a gun? Envy or George?

George.

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

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