Example for what a recruitment inquiry shouldn’t look like

[Ilikewaterkusa]

1. He doesn’t really take a careful yet assertive tone, which is to be taken by marketing people.

2. Bad grammar “Welcome to team”

3. Literally starts off the recruitment process without rapport, and randomly.

4. Dude why do you even need people in your team, when at most you get four likes on social media!? You can’t even afford a team, but to be fair he probably wants them to volunteer. Lol, free team!

 

[NotaNuffian]

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1. He doesn’t really take a careful yet assertive tone, which is to be taken by marketing people.

2. Bad grammar “Welcome to team”

3. Literally starts off the recruitment process without rapport, and randomly.

4. Dude why do you even need people in your team, when at most you get four likes on social media!? You can’t even afford a team, but to be fair he probably wants them to volunteer. Lol, free team!
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Wtf is wrong with this guy?

Can't he take a No and fuck off?

Also, why the fuck is his question posted like a drunk twelve yo texting? No "Please", no "Thank you", just "Hey get your arse here, do something."

Is he your boss? Cuz if not, then wtf is wrong with this guy?

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Wtf is wrong with this guy?

Can't he take a No and fuck off?

Also, why the fuck is his question posted like a drunk twelve yo texting? No "Please", no "Thank you", just "Hey get your arse here, do something."

Is he your boss? Cuz if not, then wtf is wrong with this guy?

He isn’t.

 

[NotaNuffian]

He isn’t.

*facepalm*

You either ignore his chat (block him) or find ways to destroy his business, like making spare accounts to 1* him to death.

 

[Aouliuo]

'TYPORAMA'

Well, if that isn't the cherry on type-- a watermark. If nothing else, at least 'Brian' serves his stupidity proportionately in entertainment value.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Maybe English is not his first language. He might also be a neurodivergent person.

 

[Zirrboy]

What do they even want you to do exactly?

 

[BenJepheneT]

He's speaking in aneurysm speech what the fuck was he trying to say in the first place?