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Agentt

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I need this for a college project on Turing test.

It isn't the most accurate way of doing things, but eh. Its just for a small competition so who cares about how precise my procedure is.


Anyways, could you all write one or two lines that you would say to a person you just met?
 
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Hans.Trondheim said:
You mean, this 'person' we met is a machine? Well, I guess my lines will be...

"
  • <html>
  • <head>
  • </head>
  • <body>
  • <h1>Hello World<h1>
  • </body>
  • </html>
"
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the person you met is a human, but blind. you and a machine can only communicate to her via text messages, you have to convince her you are the human.



also, html sucks! Boomer!
 
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Any case, time to get serious.

I'll text the human with a 'text image' (it's the fad of the early analogue phones of late 1990s-early 2000s) of a person showing a hand. After all, A.I. can't fucking draw hands.
 
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melchi said:
Maybe morse code would work.

.... . .-.. .-.. --- / .-- --- .-. .-.. -..
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Or a padding like, "TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR I AM HUMAN DAMN IT RR THE WORLD WONDERS"
 
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Me: Hi, what can I help you with?
Customer: Nothing, just looking.
Me: Sure.
... 15 minutes of silence ...
Me: If there is anything, you may be looking for, then-
Customer: No, just looking.
Me: Fine.
... another 15 minutes of nothing ...
Customer: Goodbye.
Me: Didn't find anything?
Customer: I was looking for the new GoW but you don't have it.
Me: Yes we do. It is right here.
Customer: I didn't see it...
Me: That is why I asked if I can help. My brain: You imbecil.

This was the first guy in the shop today. Outside of work I wouldn't start up conversations with people. I preciously trying to conserve my remaining braincells for my old age to not shitmyself after eating some pudding.
 
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