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I’m planning to bulldoze the entire opening of my novel for something actually coherent and not self-masturbatory. After a few feedbacks, I bashed my head with Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, but it made my opening wordy to the point it’s unfunny. But after I bashed myself with The Very Hungry Caterpillar, I found the secret elixir to a good prologue, and even a phenomenal one. Listen closely… closer… closer… *breaths loudly*
Start with the fucking characters, you numbnuts! (aka me and my headass)
What? You wanna start with some “deep” whackass lore about gods and demons raging up there in the heavens? Well, fuck you! What does this have to do with some punkass rich boy who does fancy sword tricks? This ain’t some BL xianxia, and I will tear through that garbage rather than bash it over my head.
Basically:
Prologue=Jimmy goes to school, and he bumped into some bullies… blah-blah-blah… the girl stood by his house after school, and she waved.
Prologue≠The WTFinians slew those who had betrayed their cause. One, two, and two more, they sliced heads cleanly like flowing silk… blah-blah-blah… King Ineedanoose held the sheer might of the Fuckoffdontcare Stone, and bars of blinding light caged those who still stood in their way.
Edit: if Story_Marc reads this, I will start an OnlyFans, just for you. (pls kill me)
Start with the fucking characters, you numbnuts! (aka me and my headass)
What? You wanna start with some “deep” whackass lore about gods and demons raging up there in the heavens? Well, fuck you! What does this have to do with some punkass rich boy who does fancy sword tricks? This ain’t some BL xianxia, and I will tear through that garbage rather than bash it over my head.
Basically:
Prologue=Jimmy goes to school, and he bumped into some bullies… blah-blah-blah… the girl stood by his house after school, and she waved.
Prologue≠The WTFinians slew those who had betrayed their cause. One, two, and two more, they sliced heads cleanly like flowing silk… blah-blah-blah… King Ineedanoose held the sheer might of the Fuckoffdontcare Stone, and bars of blinding light caged those who still stood in their way.
Edit: if Story_Marc reads this, I will start an OnlyFans, just for you. (pls kill me)
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