minacia
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1. Would you agree to join this agency? Why or why not?
2. Would you be good at befriending strangers?
3. How much would you need to be paid per hour to agree?
4. Is it bad to be friends with someone with ulterior motives? Would you feel guilty about sucking money out of your client's future pocket?
5. Suppose that you have a friend... and you discover that their "best friend" is employed by this agency. Would you tell your friend that their best friend is fake? What if it seems like the two of them genuinely have a lot of fun together, and they seem really close with each other?
6. Suppose that you discover that your best friend is employed by this agency. How would you feel? What if your friend tells you that they genuinely became friends with you after all the time you spent together... and they couldn't say anything without getting their memories of you wiped?
The Magical Girl of Friendship and Magic approaches you and says she wishes to recruit you into her friendship agency. Basically, it is a type of business that sells friends-for-hire (similar to an escort agency), and she would like to recruit you as an employee. For various magical reasons, it's extremely successful and she promises that you will definitely have clients if you choose to join her agency.
The Magical Girl explains that the reason why her business is successful because clients aren't actually aware they are being charged for their friendships. A typical sequence of events is like this:
- Lonely client wishes that s/he has more friends.
- Magical Girl magically hears that wish.
- Magical Girl arranges an employee to approach the client to become their friend.
- The fee / hourly rate is automatically deducted from the client's future monetary income that they are fated to earn later in life.
The Magical Girl says that as an employee, your job is to become friends with strangers. You do not get to pick your clients, and the Magical Girl will assign them to you (based on what she believes is most compatible). You must accept at least 80% of your client cases or else you will be fired. You would be expected to approach the client and befriend them. You cannot tell the client that you are employed by the agency, and you cannot tell the client that your friendship is fake (or had false origins). If you violate the secrecy clause, you will lose all your earnings and have your memories wiped. If you decide to leave the company, your memories about the company will be erased.
Here is what you would be paid for:
- Befriending Bonus: You get paid $XXX for reaching out to a stranger, gaining their trust, and befriending them.
- Hourly Rate: You get paid $XX/hour for every hour you spend with the client.
- SMS Rate: The client gets charged $0.XX per online text message they send to you (i.e. via discord, forums, etc)
There is no minimum amount of time that you need to spend with each client. That said, you get paid for the amount of time you spend with them. Furthermore, if you ignore a client for too long and they end up disliking you because of it, you could run into trouble with the agency.
Specifically, there a friendship breakup penalty:
- If you unilaterally decide to end a friendship with a client (this includes ghosting)
- If the friendship ends on a sour/bad note that is your fault
The penalty is typically about 75% of the earnings you made with that particular client.
1. Would you agree to join this agency? Why or why not?
2. Would you be good at befriending strangers?
3. How much would you need to be paid per hour to agree?
4. Is it bad to be friends with someone with ulterior motives? Would you feel guilty about sucking money out of your client's future pocket?
5. Suppose that you have a friend... and you discover that their "best friend" is employed by this agency. Would you tell your friend that their best friend is fake? What if it seems like the two of them genuinely have a lot of fun together, and they seem really close with each other?
6. Suppose that you discover that your best friend is employed by this agency. How would you feel? What if your friend tells you that they genuinely became friends with you after all the time you spent together... and they couldn't say anything without getting their memories of you wiped?
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