How much toothpaste do you use in one brush.

[BenJepheneT]

I personally squeeze them all in a bucket, dip a toilet brush, bite down on it and play tug of war with the fucken brush.

It's either me or my molars

Fuck you @TypeAxiom

 

[Alienix]

Wait u are bald too?

 

[Deleted member 29316]

And a good amount of mouthwash too.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Don't forget to floss

 

[Saileri]

The fuck is this? Obviously, I slice the tube with one of my knives I always wear near my ankle, open it up and chew on the paste directly. Only poor people use a tube more than once

 

[SwirlyUnicorn]

The fuck is this? Obviously, I slice the tube with one of my knives

I only use that method when I can't squeeze anything from the tube. My Asian mother will slice the tube, scraps the remains inside then she will proceed slapping me on the face saying : "Hey, why did you told me there's no more?! There's plenty left. You only know how to waste ! "

 

[Generik0]

Why use teethpaste wehn ther is cologne. Buy chep colone then one spreh is enogh for the deh.

You sev more maney and make smel gid.

it a win-win a situation

In all seriousness tho. I just put my toothpaste right in the mouth with an amount that is satisfactory. Like some sort of heretic ya know?

 

[Deleted member 25480]

An inch...

 

[YuriDoggo]

Pea. Also, this thread ended up exactly as entertaining as I imagined it when I suggested this be posted. Thank you @BenJepheneT

 

[Saileri]

Pea. Also, this thread ended up exactly as entertaining as I imagined it when I suggested this be posted. Thank you @BenJepheneT

What else could have happened when the very first, opening post is bonkers

 

[jimbobthethird]

There's only one (1) correct way to clean your teeth:
1) Unscrew the lid.
2) Apply heat to base of tube until fumes are visible.
3) Just inhale the whole thing, tube and all.
Any other method is just plain wrong :/

 

[Ophious]

An inch, maybe slightly more

 

[Bluebery]

What is a toothpaste?

 

[BenJepheneT]

What is a toothpaste?

something broke ass people like you can't afford

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Obviously, I use a pea-sized bit of toothpaste per brush.

I put some on, swipe it over my teeth, get some more toothpaste, do another swipe, get some more toothpaste, such and so forth until I'm finished.

 

[Leti]

I mixed it with lemon and water to remove nail polish.

 

[ZynGrand]

I want to say an inch but I don't know how much that is.

So can I have some comparisons in REAL AMERICAN™ measurements like football fields and hamburgers?

Also maybe some cosmic comparisons please!