How would you describe your main protagonist as poorly as possible?

[ACertainPassingUser]

The title basically explains it all. I just want to see how other people on this site would describe their protagonists as humorously as possible.

As I dont have a published story yet, I won't describe the protagonists from a few of my stories.

This thread may or may not be a self-proclaimed unofficial follow up thread to this : https://forum.scribblehub.com/threa...-main-antagonist-as-poorly-as-possible.17989/

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

A vampire who is a scaredy cat eats pizza sometimes and discovers things with painting.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The title basically explains it all. I just want to see how other people on this site would describe their protagonists as humorously as possible.

As I dont have a published story yet, I won't describe the protagonists from a few of my stories.

This thread may or may not be a self-proclaimed unofficial follow up thread to this : https://forum.scribblehub.com/threa...-main-antagonist-as-poorly-as-possible.17989/

Bleeding out, dying in the snow, while thinking of the past.

 

[Celenor]

Una parca con tanatofobia

 

[Jerynboe]

A finance bro college grad trapped in the body of a magical twink, learning the value of judicious murder by getting repeatedly screwed over at his new job: being a pirate.

 

[Glitched]

Megalomaniac monster mom tries to make the best life for her children and herself

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Dragon who's a good boy doesn't want to disappoint his father.

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

retirement depression with family issues

 

[georgelee5786]

A wannabe Aragorn but is already king

 

[HypnoticNovels]

He's pretty much just a normal dude lol

 

[Anon2024]

A Teenage Mutant NInja Turtle

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The title basically explains it all. I just want to see how other people on this site would describe their protagonists as humorously as possible.

As I dont have a published story yet, I won't describe the protagonists from a few of my stories.

This thread may or may not be a self-proclaimed unofficial follow up thread to this : https://forum.scribblehub.com/threa...-main-antagonist-as-poorly-as-possible.17989/

Did Gojo Satoru make this litRPG? I was wondering because this world has blue boxes, purple boxes, and red boxes? Also, otherwise, if Gojo didn't, why would living in it be just as crushing as fighting the man?

 

[Anon2024]

A shirtless blue haired guy telling us to not use logic.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Fallen away

 

[DanteDeathscythe]

A genderbend spirit who is scared of dating.

 

[Deathfunny]

Not a rock

 

[Insomniologist]

Collector of Ancient Pornography and Assorted Deadly Devices

 

[LuoirM]

The Horrible Maker of Decisions

 

[Bartun]

A dinosaur that is constantly hungry and cannot stay in one place

 

[FlyingPotatoes]

Identified as a flamethrower.