I want a wife!

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Africanchieftainsson said:
Wholesale? Oh, a wise man once said: A hot job, a hot apartment, a hot lover; it is impossible to have all three
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Do you mean making love and families in Saharan desert ?

The job is hot in the sun, the apartments is hot because there's lack of air conditioner, and the lover body is naturally hot because of the climate.
 
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Africanchieftainsson said:
I heard "Take a look at yourself in the mirror" I am now contemplating plastic surgery
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Plastic Surgery ?
Hmmm....

www.foxnews.com

Plastic surgery horror stories: 7 botched procedures that made the news in 2019

Not everyone who goes under the the knife comes out with their desired results.
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The morbid appeal of "botched" plastic surgery

Cosmetic procedures are on the rise. So is our voyeuristic fascination with how they go wrong.
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Cosmetic Surgery Horror Stories and Nightmares - ASAPS

Cosmetic surgery, rightly or wrongly, is associated with the quest for beauty writes Australasian Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (ASAPS) Member, Associate Professor Mark Gianoutsos. Cosmetic surgery appeals to all genders, cultures and age groups with people of all ethnicities and from...
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17 Celebrity Before-And-After Plastic Surgery Disasters

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Agentt said:
Someone marry me!
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Alright how about a husband? . No homo, just for the benefits. Imagine it. We can date whatever women we want, i dont care I'll never complain about it. All i want is a stable two income household. Honestly, I'll remodel the house, make it have two master bedrooms. As a matter of fact, you can go ahead and have the master bedroom now and I'll I'll sleep in the living room until the new on gets finished, cuz we'll have two incomes. We can afford it. We will have some nice things. Like, how about a boat? You have a boat? You want a boat? We can have one. You and i, we can buy one together. Thats what we're gonna do. I dont care what it is, we will have some nice shit. Then guess.what, holidays roll around? You dont have to buy me anything .Not for my birthday, not for valentines, not even Christmas. We'll just crack a beer and have a good time. Doesnt that sound nice? Doesnt that sound really really nice?

No bitching, no complaining. Just two bros.
 
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CupcakeNinja said:
Alright how about a husband? . No homo, just for the benefits. Imagine it. We can date whatever women we want, i dont care I'll never complain about it. All i want is a stable two income household. Honestly, I'll remodel the house, make it have two master bedrooms. As a matter of fact, you can go ahead and have the master bedroom now and I'll I'll sleep in the living room until the new on gets finished, cuz we'll have two incomes. We can afford it. We will have some nice things. Like, how about a boat? You have a boat? You want a boat? We can have one. You and i, we can buy one together. Thats what we're gonna do. I dont care what it is, we will have some nice shit. Then guess.what, holidays roll around? You dont have to buy me anything .Not for my birthday, not for valentines, not even Christmas. We'll just crack a beer and have a good time. Doesnt that sound nice? Doesnt that sound really really nice?

No bitching, no complaining. Just two bros.
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I saw someone say the exact same thing on a youtube short...:blob_hmm_two:
 
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CupcakeNinja said:
Alright how about a husband? . No homo, just for the benefits. Imagine it. We can date whatever women we want, i dont care I'll never complain about it. All i want is a stable two income household. Honestly, I'll remodel the house, make it have two master bedrooms. As a matter of fact, you can go ahead and have the master bedroom now and I'll I'll sleep in the living room until the new on gets finished, cuz we'll have two incomes. We can afford it. We will have some nice things. Like, how about a boat? You have a boat? You want a boat? We can have one. You and i, we can buy one together. Thats what we're gonna do. I dont care what it is, we will have some nice shit. Then guess.what, holidays roll around? You dont have to buy me anything .Not for my birthday, not for valentines, not even Christmas. We'll just crack a beer and have a good time. Doesnt that sound nice? Doesnt that sound really really nice?

No bitching, no complaining. Just two bros.
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I've always wanted brother husbands, so as long as you guys can make friends with my first husband, I'm sure we could work out something lovely.
 
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