Improve this advert

[Agentt]

So, there was this advertisement on my TV just now,

Woman: Dear Tea, I don't have time to even breath today. Sorry but I would have to skip you.

Tea: If you don't have time, steal some time for me.


And hearing that, I thought,
Well, time to post this on SH.

So, replace the line said by Tea to something more persuasive

 

[Napelynn]

Woman: Dear Tea, I don't have time to even breath today. Sorry but I would have to skip you.

Tea: If you don't have time, drink me! Tea gives you wings!

 

[Agentt]

Woman: Dear Tea, I don't have time to even breath today. Sorry but I would have to skip you.

Tea: If you don't have time, drink me! Tea gives you wings!

Tea dilates time and space to have the clock go slower

 

[Napelynn]

Tea dilates time and space to have the clock go slower

Yes, very catchy.

 

[tyler89558]

Tea: No time? No problem! Spend an extra $9.99 and I come with an extra hour for you to enjoy me as long as you like!

 

[CupcakeNinja]

So, there was this advertisement on my TV just now,

Woman: Dear Tea, I don't have time to even breath today. Sorry but I would have to skip you.

Tea: If you don't have time, steal some time for me.


And hearing that, I thought,
Well, time to post this on SH.

So, replace the line said by Tea to something more persuasive

Tea: I can make you feel good.

 

[ldoronoco]

Woman: Dear Tea, I don't have time to even breath today. Sorry but I would have to skip you.

Tea: Who are you? How did you get into my teahouse? If you don't leave now, Ill call the T-Leafs

 

[TotallyHuman]

If you don't have time, I'll be understanding. I hope you'll be fine after a while. Don't forget to visit me later, I'm good for relieving stress and I also keep you healthy.

 

[PhillisCreziles]

Woman: Dear Tea, I don't have time to even breath today. Sorry but I would have to skip you.

Tea: Your time is but a figment of your imagination. Drink me, and you will have 25 hours in a day instead of 24. Oh also let me take your money.
(Not really and improvement, but it's something I guess.)

 

[BenJepheneT]

Woman: I don't have ti-

Tea: I'm literally fucking tea, lady. I'm literally liquid. Just drink me already. You literally made me just to complain on not having time. This is why your husband left you. This is why your kids don't visit you for Christmas. Fuck off, Jadren. What kind of a woman has the name Jadren anyway?

 

[gaylolis]

The best improvement to an Advert is having no advert at all.

That's why Adblock plus is my favorite plugin.

That said, I think the Ad will be better if it gives free money to the watchers, probably starting from $69.