BenJepheneT
Light Up Gold - Parquet Courts
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2019
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>home from work
>go to room
>remember cool ass song I've heard from a decade ago
>miraculously remember the lyrics
>starts to take off clothes
"Some nights I stay up
Cashing in my bad luck
Some nights, I call it a draw"
>remove shirt
>flail it open like a stranded man asking for help on the rocks
"Some nights
I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off"
>pull down pants and underwear
>fling them across the room like a flag
"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh"
>strut towards the bathroom like I'm entering a WWE match
>stand under the shower cap
"What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"
>turn that puppy on to FULL BLAST
"anymORE, OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OH"
>scream like a mad man
>bang my feet on the ground
>seismic tremors shaking the bathwater into ripples
"OH-OH
OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OHA-OH
Oh-oh"
>shake body like a wet dog
>pent up testosterone swelling up
>shaft_master.jpg
"This is it, boys, this is war, what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?"
>water splashing down my bare chest
>heart thumping so hard it beats water droplets on my skin towards the bathroom wall at Mach 5
>wetter than a horny salmon
>sexyairguitar.mp4
"I was never one to believe the hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard, and I'm half as liked
But here they come again to jack my style"
>quickly calm down
>slap my crotch javelin to submission
>bounce head to piano
>close the tap
>reach towards the 2-in-1 shampoo-body wash bottles
"And that's alright (that's alright)
I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering
Just who I am, who I am, who I am"
>rub all over my body sensually
>engage my shampoo commercial instincts
>greekgodsdna.exe
>would fuck myself in the mirror rn
"Yeaaaaah
Oh, who am I? Mm, mm"
>slap that lathered foam across my crotch and legs rn
>slap that tap like a Venezuelan money printer
>slap that virginal spanner back to life
"Well, some nights, I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again
Some nights, I always win, I always win"
>water blasting down my temple
>refreshed manhood emerges from the white bushes
>Patch Notes 1.04: M O T I V A T E D A N D E N G A G E D
>totem pole of impregnation grows another patch of Cadbury's Dark Forest
"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"
>wash of the remaining soap
>gash basher calms down again
>at this point I've recycled so many blood between my brain heart and balls I might have semen samples in my lungs
>prematurepostnutclarity.exe
>close that tap by an inch
>current went from River of Thames to River of Tame
"So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?
No, when I see stars
When I see stars, that's all they are"
>I don't know the lyrics at all
>be backup instead
>still sad as shit
>shut the tap down
>what's the fucking point
>depression virgin walk out of the bathroom
>wipe myself down like the shameful dog I am
"When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on
Oh, come on
Oh, come on
OH, COME ON"
>epiphany hits
>evolve from Stage 1 Nihilist to Nietzsche's Nihilist
>cock brain and heart agrees for one final run
>balls recieve two brain cells in exchange for cumming into my fucking arteries
"Well, that is it, guys, that is all
Five minutes in, and I'm bored again
Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands"
>monke.exe
>angrier than finding Godzilla having a three-way with Mrs. Kong and Mothra
>prance around the room like a leprechaun on speed
>freshly dried hymen inspector making Olympic Acrobatic stunts as I back flip onto my bed
>break the frame with my fat fucking ass
>pressure hits my rectum
>colon spikes the serve
>shit on the sheets
>don't care
"This one is not for the folks at home
I'm sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the fuck wants to die alone
All dried up in the desert sun?"
>stamina bar depletes
>post nut clarity sets in one more
>out of blood
>out of shit
>out of adrenaline
>out of cum
"My heart is breaking for my sister
And the con that she called "love"
And then, I look into my nephews eyes"
>walk towards cupboard
>pull out fresh clothes
>look at fresh clothes
"Man, you wouldn't believe
The most amazing things
That can come from"
>realize those clothes came from old school days
>never grew out of it
>tfw growth spurt hits you prematurely
>used to wear those when going out with friends after school
>arcade visits
>cafe dominations
>fun times at the basketball court
>dissing among friends
"Some terrible liiiiiieeEEE
EEEEEEEIIIEEEEIEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIEEEIEEEEIIIIIIIISSSS"
>depression sets in
>realize those times are long gone
>everyone changed phone numbers
>off to college
>good times ain't coming back
"Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh"
>good times ain't coming back
"Oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh
Oh-oh"
>they're never coming back
>remember good times again
>suck it up
>you gotta move on
>put on clothes
>more good times await
>"keep on keeping on" - Kojima Kamisama
"The other night you wouldn't believe
The dream I just had about you and me
I called you up, but we'd both agree
It's for the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh"
>walk out of room
>enjoy_life_while_you_can.exe
>prepare for oncoming battles
"For the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh~"
>air_guitar.exe
>youcandoit.jpg
>smile
>go to room
>remember cool ass song I've heard from a decade ago
>miraculously remember the lyrics
>starts to take off clothes
"Some nights I stay up
Cashing in my bad luck
Some nights, I call it a draw"
>remove shirt
>flail it open like a stranded man asking for help on the rocks
"Some nights
I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights, I wish they'd just fall off"
>pull down pants and underwear
>fling them across the room like a flag
"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh-oh"
>strut towards the bathroom like I'm entering a WWE match
>stand under the shower cap
"What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"
>turn that puppy on to FULL BLAST
"anymORE, OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OH"
>scream like a mad man
>bang my feet on the ground
>seismic tremors shaking the bathwater into ripples
"OH-OH
OH-OH, OH WHOA-OH
OH WHOA-OHA-OH
Oh-oh"
>shake body like a wet dog
>pent up testosterone swelling up
>shaft_master.jpg
"This is it, boys, this is war, what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?"
>water splashing down my bare chest
>heart thumping so hard it beats water droplets on my skin towards the bathroom wall at Mach 5
>wetter than a horny salmon
>sexyairguitar.mp4
"I was never one to believe the hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard, and I'm half as liked
But here they come again to jack my style"
>quickly calm down
>slap my crotch javelin to submission
>bounce head to piano
>close the tap
>reach towards the 2-in-1 shampoo-body wash bottles
"And that's alright (that's alright)
I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering
Just who I am, who I am, who I am"
>rub all over my body sensually
>engage my shampoo commercial instincts
>greekgodsdna.exe
>would fuck myself in the mirror rn
"Yeaaaaah
Oh, who am I? Mm, mm"
>slap that lathered foam across my crotch and legs rn
>slap that tap like a Venezuelan money printer
>slap that virginal spanner back to life
"Well, some nights, I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I'm scared you'll forget me again
Some nights, I always win, I always win"
>water blasting down my temple
>refreshed manhood emerges from the white bushes
>Patch Notes 1.04: M O T I V A T E D A N D E N G A G E D
>totem pole of impregnation grows another patch of Cadbury's Dark Forest
"But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don't know"
>wash of the remaining soap
>gash basher calms down again
>at this point I've recycled so many blood between my brain heart and balls I might have semen samples in my lungs
>prematurepostnutclarity.exe
>close that tap by an inch
>current went from River of Thames to River of Tame
"So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?
No, when I see stars
When I see stars, that's all they are"
>I don't know the lyrics at all
>be backup instead
>still sad as shit
>shut the tap down
>what's the fucking point
>depression virgin walk out of the bathroom
>wipe myself down like the shameful dog I am
"When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on
Oh, come on
Oh, come on
OH, COME ON"
>epiphany hits
>evolve from Stage 1 Nihilist to Nietzsche's Nihilist
>cock brain and heart agrees for one final run
>balls recieve two brain cells in exchange for cumming into my fucking arteries
"Well, that is it, guys, that is all
Five minutes in, and I'm bored again
Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands"
>monke.exe
>angrier than finding Godzilla having a three-way with Mrs. Kong and Mothra
>prance around the room like a leprechaun on speed
>freshly dried hymen inspector making Olympic Acrobatic stunts as I back flip onto my bed
>break the frame with my fat fucking ass
>pressure hits my rectum
>colon spikes the serve
>shit on the sheets
>don't care
"This one is not for the folks at home
I'm sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the fuck wants to die alone
All dried up in the desert sun?"
>stamina bar depletes
>post nut clarity sets in one more
>out of blood
>out of shit
>out of adrenaline
>out of cum
"My heart is breaking for my sister
And the con that she called "love"
And then, I look into my nephews eyes"
>walk towards cupboard
>pull out fresh clothes
>look at fresh clothes
"Man, you wouldn't believe
The most amazing things
That can come from"
>realize those clothes came from old school days
>never grew out of it
>tfw growth spurt hits you prematurely
>used to wear those when going out with friends after school
>arcade visits
>cafe dominations
>fun times at the basketball court
>dissing among friends
"Some terrible liiiiiieeEEE
EEEEEEEIIIEEEEIEEEEEEE
IIIIIIIEEEIEEEEIIIIIIIISSSS"
>depression sets in
>realize those times are long gone
>everyone changed phone numbers
>off to college
>good times ain't coming back
"Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh"
>good times ain't coming back
"Oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh whoa-oh
Oh whoa-oh
Oh-oh"
>they're never coming back
>remember good times again
>suck it up
>you gotta move on
>put on clothes
>more good times await
>"keep on keeping on" - Kojima Kamisama
"The other night you wouldn't believe
The dream I just had about you and me
I called you up, but we'd both agree
It's for the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh"
>walk out of room
>enjoy_life_while_you_can.exe
>prepare for oncoming battles
"For the best you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance, oh, oh~"
>air_guitar.exe
>youcandoit.jpg
>smile
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