Meanwhile in the SHF tribe...

[BenJepheneT]

Look at this sheep, fellow Coyotes. Buffalo the Foolish Wag'Wan is chasing skinny pale cows with fat breasts again. Me thinks he thinks he will get nutrition from his hunt, but Foolish Wag'Wan will never be full. He will hunt for better stock.

Come see Coyotes, brown, energetic, athletic cows. Do not be fooled by their looks. They may look like bull, but they are cows with much spirit within. No need big breasts; the nutrition come from the innocent heart. Consume and you will be full in the Harema Ecchinada planes.

 

[CrusadeAgainstFurries]

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Look at this sheep, fellow Coyotes. Buffalo the Foolish Wag'Wan is chasing skinny pale cows with fat breasts again. Me thinks he thinks he will get nutrition from his hunt, but Foolish Wag'Wan will never be full. He will hunt for better stock.

Come see Coyotes, brown, energetic, athletic cows. Do not be fooled by their looks. They may look like bull, but they are cows with much spirit within. No need big breasts; the nutrition come from the innocent heart. Consume and you will be full in the Harema Ecchinada planes.

You won't fool anyone with suddenly posting pictures about humans, everyone already knows you are a furry...

 

[BenJepheneT]

You won't fool anyone with suddenly posting pictures about humans, everyone already knows you are a furry...

Newcomer to tribe speak strange. Did you take drink from river of Hairface tribe? Go see shaman. Yellow teepee with burning bowl on top. He will guide spirit to your righteous soul.

 

[MasterHiatus]

....soooo you're not a furry?

 

[BenJepheneT]

....soooo you're not a furry?

That is 5 hairy pig pelts for sack of beans.

 

[ChronicleCrawler]

Gonna call some of the Vikings to bring back your loose soul Ben. They need to give ya some jail time again.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Gonna call some of the Vikings to bring back your loose soul Ben. They need to give ya some jail time again.

opens every teepee

Newcomer to tribe is stupid.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

a story of Hunkpapa(Húŋkpapȟa) chief of Navajo using the phrase to save trapper BenJepheneT ("Furries" in the account) from being executed on the orders of Tony, stating that:

In the presence of fourteen hundred Scribblers he mounted a little knoll and electrified the camp with the exclamation: "This is a good day to die. Who will die with me?" The grand courage of the chief and his thrilling eloquence broke the solid phalanx of warriors. In squads they came over and gathered close around the fearless insurgent. The rebellion was a success. To avoid a doubtful civil war Grand Chieftain Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas concluded to spare the lives of his prisoners

Spoiler:

DING
NAVAJO TRIBE HAS SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST (ACCEPT/REJECT)

 

[MasterHiatus]

We need to save BenJepheneT? Meh too bored to say no, me in

 

[Schwab]

Ummmmmm

What

 

[BenJepheneT]

We need to save BenJepheneT? Meh too bored to say no, me in

Good. Take this rock. Guided by the spirit of Strong Clam Stroker. Throw at the enemy. We will use their blood to paint your teepee.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Ummmmmm

What

opens every teepee again

New Newcomer to tribe is also stupid.

 

[Generik0]

We have come to take your furry fantasies

 

[BenJepheneT]

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We have come to take your furry fantasies

The Paleface tribe have arrived. Yes we have animal pelts for trade. Do you have spices from the Coal-armed village over the Blue Field?

 

[Maple-Leaf]

m8 give me ur land or I'll convert you to christianity and make you suck the jesus statues'-

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

I bring Gunpowder

 

[Ryudo1701]

You are all fools! Aborigines, Conquerors, they will all fall in the faceless fear that slimy tentacles represent!

 

[UYScuti]

m8 give me ur land or I'll convert you to christianity and make you suck the jesus statues'-

And convert you, not or

 

[K5Rakitan]

Human females are the only mammals who display breasts when not lactating.

 

[Enlyghten]

And convert you, not or

Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.