CadmarLegend
@Agentt found a key in the skeletons.
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Hahahaha... People who reply may just ruin Disney.... ir make it better!
Already read them...Read the Grimm brother's version.
You, my friend, are a genius.Just add sex scenes
Damn right, now who will write it?You, my friend, are a genius.
Hmm... my obvious pick would be Hunchback of Notre Dame. Nix the da** gargoyles. Heighten the evils Frolo commits - they're already pretty dark, it's hard to believe that movie is LITERALLY RATED G.Hahahaha... People who reply may just ruin Disney.... ir make it better!
True the original fairy tales are a lot darker.You really don't have to try very hard to do this, all you really have to do is just copy-paste the original that the Disney version was based off of.
For instance, in the original story of sleeping beauty, the way Princess Aurora wakes up is because she was raped in her sleep by a king who found her and then she got pregnant with twins. The twins were born with her still asleep, and the way she woke up was because one of her daughters sucked on her finger and sucked out the splinter that was still in there. (it was the splinter that was keeping her asleep.)
The thing is, this is just the set-up for the story. After this, the king marries Aurora, but the king's 1st wife doesn't like this at all. The 1st wife tries to poison Aurora and her daughters and the bulk of the plot is about her trying to outsmart the 1st wife and reveal her for the malicious creature she is so that she gets exiled and Aurora becomes the real queen.
(yes, she is raped in her sleep and the "happily ever after" is he getting her rapist's wife exiled and then taking her place as her rapist's new wife. Pretty f-ed up.)
EDIT: Oh, BTW, the way that she reveals the 1st wife for the mallicious woman that she is, she pretends to get caught up in one of the queen's murder plots and fakes her death. Before this, she made a deal with the cook who the mallicious queen had told to bake pieces of Aurora's and her daughters' bodies into pies and then serve them to the king. (Yes, this was one of the earliest instances of tricking people into canabalizing on their murdered loved ones' bodies.) Then, after the queen reveals what the king is supposedly eating, he orders the chef executed but Aurora is there with the chef to reveal she and her daughters are still alive.
Red Riding Hood although not part of Disney had some interesting...connotations.