SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hey!! I’m supposed to be the one eating you~
*starts sucking blood from shoulder nom*

E-Eh!?! That tickles!

Uno reverse~

*noms finger*

You don’t need those~ Our symbiote heart should give you enough casual immunity to be fine~

Oh... I am forgetting that I'm not a wimp anymore thank you for reminding me Your Stabbyness

mm, milk flavor

urgg. beginning not feel so grea--

*explodes*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh... I am forgetting that I'm not a wimp anymore thank you for reminding me Your Stabbyness

Danny was never a wimp… just a very weak punching back~

*noms finger*

*dodges*
*bites finger back*

E-Eh!?! That tickles!

Hehe~
*keeps sucking blood*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Danny was never a wimp… just a very weak punching back~

Fair enough But now this Daikon is much stronger thanks to Her Stabbyness Her Stabbyness saved this Daikon from a infinitely long life of pain

*dodges*
*bites finger back*

Oi!
*tries to catch the other hand instead*

Hehe~
*keeps sucking blood*

Daikon drink I hope you're enjoying it Your Stabbyness

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oi!
*tries to catch the other hand instead*

*dodges again*
*bites all fingers at the same time*

Daikon drink I hope you're enjoying it Your Stabbyness

It’s delicious~
*keeps sucking*
*bites a bit harder*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*dodges again*
*bites all fingers at the same time*

Oh nyo~!!! Now I have no fingies! (°ロ°)

It’s delicious~
*keeps sucking*
*bites a bit harder*

nyyyAAAAAAAA~!!! eheheh~

feels funny

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh nyo~!!! Now I have no fingies! (°ロ°)

*muffled because mouth full of finger*
Nyehehe~

nyyyAAAAAAAA~!!! eheheh~

feels funny

Mmmm~
*bites a bit harder again*
*continues sucking*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*muffled because mouth full of finger*
Nyehehe~

...
Cute~

Mmmm~
*bites a bit harder again*
*continues sucking*

NYAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHA~!!!
This Daikon is going to be not only exsanguinated but also devoured
*pretends to be scared*
Oh nyo~ what should I do~?

 

[Azure_Fog]

NYAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHA~!!!
This Daikon is going to be not only exsanguinated but also devoured
*pretends to be scared*
Oh nyo~ what should I do~?

Ehe~ cute~
*bites neck artery*
*starts sucking blood there*

...
Cute~

*still muffled*
Im not!!

 

[esThr]

Dear diary,

It has been quite a while since my last walkthrough of this high school... though I'm sure some of the students here came to school high.
After a not so long and careful consideration, I concluded that my last few days of investigating the few students in this school has resulted in total failure due to the absurd lack of normality..
It turns out putting a bunch of abnormal people inside a social experimental box disguised as a high school cancels out any common sense (gee I wonder why.)
But it turns out no matter how insane it gets, it seems like flirting will still be a common sense around these parts (wow, how unexpected..)
That concludes today's logs

 

[quagma]

Awwww… just an explosion?

*unexplodes*
*implodes*
*it's the sickest thing you've ever witnessed*
*the special effects budget is through the roof*
*sparkles, smoke, shatters, lightning, glitch effects, rainbows, and other displays of shonen power, the whole kit and caboodle*
*when the dust settles, there's just a crater and a battered-looking octopus barfing out rainbows and undigested math formula*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*unexplodes*
*implodes*
*it's the sickest thing you've ever witnessed*
*the special effects budget is through the roof*
*sparkles, smoke, shatters, lightning, glitch effects, rainbows, and other displays of shonen power, the whole kit and caboodle*
*there's just a crater and a battered-looking octopus barfing out rainbows and undigested math formulas.*

Woa~
Good job quagma~
*heals*
*gives headpats*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ehe~ cute~
*bites neck artery*
*starts sucking blood there*

W--Wait! From the art--GHYAAAA!!
*starts running out of blood very fast*

*still muffled*
Im not!!

*wants to pat head*
*realizes she has 0 free hands*
*uses tail instead*
*gives head pats with tail*
so precious


Good morning

 

[Azure_Fog]

W--Wait! From the art--GHYAAAA!!
*starts running out of blood very fast*

Your symbiote heart can create blood fast enough~ You'll be fine~
(ignore the fact blood is made in bone marrow)
*keeps sucking*

*wants to pat head*
*realizes she has 0 free hands*
*uses tail instead*
*gives head pats with tail*
so precious

Hehehe~
*continues to keep fingers in hands*
no escape~

Good morning

Morning~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Your symbiote heart can create blood fast enough~ You'll be fine~
(ignore the fact blood is made in bone marrow)
*keeps sucking*

Danny is stronk! I must make a good use out of all of those new powers to properly serve Her Stabbyness

Hehehe~
*continues to keep fingers in hands*
no escape~

no escape~
This Daikon will gladly accept being caught by Her Stabbyness
*uses tail to boop nose*

Morning~

Good morning

 

[Azure_Fog]

Danny is stronk! I must make a good use out of all of those new powers to properly serve Her Stabbyness

Mhmm~
*keeps sucking blood*
*bites a bit harder*

no escape~
This Daikon will gladly accept being caught by Her Stabbyness
*uses tail to boop nose*

Hehe~ tickles~

Also, Boothill’s trailer dropped~
And this is the description~

I’m dying help~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Mhmm~
*keeps sucking blood*
*bites a bit harder*

nyaAAAGHAAA!!!
I think I got unused to being devour alive

Hehe~ tickles~

*uses tail to tickle some more*

Also, Boothill’s trailer dropped~
And this is the description~
View attachment 29176
I’m dying help~

Poor Boothill, can't even be all menacing and stuff because of his PG13 filter Just ends up sounding like a very considerate dude

 

[Azure_Fog]

nyaAAAGHAAA!!!
I think I got unused to being devour alive

How ish that poshible~?
*keeps sucking blood*
*starts sucking harder*

*uses tail to tickle some more*

Hey~!
ehehehe~ hehehhehe~
st- hehehe~ stop… ehehehehe~

Poor Boothill, can't even be all menacing and stuff because of his PG13 filter Just ends up sounding like a very considerate dude

I watch the jp trailer and it’s just as funny… he replaces some swears with “baby” and it’s hilarious~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

 

[Azure_Fog]

Morning~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

How ish that poshible~?
*keeps sucking blood*
*starts sucking harder*

I had no idea that would be possible I think my pain tolerance went down This Daikon had it too good lately and this are the results! I need to go back to my training arc routine (ง'̀-'́)ง

Hey~!
ehehehe~ hehehhehe~
st- hehehe~ stop… ehehehehe~

So cuuuute!
*keeps tickling*
So Precious

I watch the jp trailer and it’s just as funny… he replaces some swears with “baby” and it’s hilarious~

In game he also yells some stuff in engrish (ofc no swearing) in JP dub that one had me laughing actually when I saw it
Meanwhile in CN he's calling people "cuties" and things "precious treasure" (in a rough translation)

Good morning!