TheMonotonePuppet
A Writer With Enthusiasm & A Jester of Christmas!
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@Kalliel of the past, I know how you feel, only I still have 282 sections to go.
@Kalliel of the past, I know how you feel, only I still have 282 sections to go.
So accurate!!! LOL!@
Activates title! Attained attribute *I’m watching you* +5 insight -10 charisma
You giving me hope and telling me it's false hope?![]()
I expected you to say "I'd love a woman who would actually just ruin my life". Jokes aside you actually getting a "good ending" would be thematically appropriate with the "This is a comedy, not a tragedy" clause in the powers.
Too bad though, it's all just a fantasy. I'm not even sure if that's what she would do! Besides, I'll never let my alter ego take over! You shall forever remain maidenless despite knowing of the future that could've been.
Fuck I'm horny imagning it
Let's get married asap
Relatable.You giving me hope and telling me it's false hope?
HELL YEAH
There's no need for your alter ego. In fact, I think she's your good side.Too bad though, it's all just a fantasy. I'm not even sure if that's what she would do! Besides, I'll never let my alter ego take over! You shall forever remain maidenless despite knowing of the future that could've been.
We will get notification bombed soon.no way hahahahahha
You giving me hope and telling me it's false hope?
HELL YEAH
Of course you two find that a good thingRelatable.
Noooo goddess daikon don't run away, I haven't turned just yet!*back off quietly*
Of course Lord Matcha, that one is only a good-for-nothing theater kid who wants to play evil! Only I, with my proper senses, know my place is to make others shineThere's no need for your alter ego. In fact, I think she's your good side.
You're diabolical.![]()
Over the moon cus I licked sum feet today~Hello~
How are you guys?
*Proceeds to stab you in the back, twisting the Scythe in the process as she carves out your heart and gifts it to @Azure_Fog*Over the moon cus I licked sum feet today~
Moin.Hello~
How are you guys?
I'm made a gift to a woman?*Proceeds to stab you in the back, twisting the Scythe in the process as she carves out your heart and gifts it to @Azure_Fog*
???
Wahhh.I made my simple sister knit a Daikon for me. I think next week I will have a non-official goddess of vegetables merch!
Just get her to make a bunch of gloves, stuff them with fluffy filling, then sew them together.Now I need to figure out how to make merch for myself. I don't think she can make a ball of hands.
You don't like coleslaw?Radishes and Carrots are fine vegetables, but not *that* fine
I mean, he does follow/worship @DannyTheDaikon who is an open masochist...I see, a fellow of masochistic culture.
So delicious!He's not wearing a pancake thong, but I think that's a covering made out of rice paper.
Don't mind the watermark, I'm broke.
*huggles*this thread always makes me wish I came back to the forums sooner...
They both are 4 and perverted.First, its ENDEED!
Second, what in the seven hells were you doing on 4chan as a 4 year old?!
You gave him a loli pic, what did you expect to happen?I regret my actions.
'-'I don't look at porn.
I started it.
Good news. She will probably marry you.
Bad news. She will draw you in with a wholesome, active relationship that lasts for several years. Plan out a bright and happy future with you. Get pregnant with (several) children. Then she spoils them with such enthusiasm that it leaves you both financially crippled. But that's okay, right? You're both happy. But then the marriage grows bitter and starts slowly breaking apart as you both grow distant and more interested in other partners. She's abusive, beats you up everyday, and cries and tells you she's sorry afterwards. Only to do it again. You, obviously, like it. This causes the children to grow afraid of you two and become bullied at school. You two, being terrible parents, completely ignore this as your children fall deeper and deeper into depression. She falls into depression too, she starts keeping the electronics on all day, leaves the windows open and constantly forgets to turn off the running water. You fall into debt. Then, only when you're completely stripped of all your material possessions, going off the deep end in both physical and mental health, does she enact her plan.
She disappears completely, for good. As if she never existed to begin with. You're left broken with a bunch of traumatized children. The baggage will stay with you for the rest of your life. You're left listless with no idea how to move forward, if such a future is even possible for you anymore.
Dw though it's just a little bit of trolling
It's okay, my Rootling. This was a beautiful story. I cried a bit...Noooo goddess daikon don't run away, I haven't turned just yet!![]()
I'm removing the impurities???
You rubbing some wood?
Why?
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I mean, he does follow/worship @DannyTheDaikon who is an open masochist...
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'-'I'm removing the impurities![]()
Spoken like a true victim of Stockholm Syndrome.Oi! I sometimes try to hide it! Besides it's not my fault... After being stabbed and eaten 8000 times, you start enjoying it for your own good
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She's a fellow masochist?!I mean, he does follow/worship @DannyTheDaikon who is an open masochist...
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From what?
Yourself?
YesSpoken like a true victim of Stockholm Syndrome.
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