I better not be the only one thinking this isn't a troll...
If you want GL that's all soapy and drama-filled then read
Citrus, Bloom into You, Adachi and Shima. Or if you want something on SH you can read my
Sleeping Princess as it's an emotional rollercoaster.
If you want a real Soap Drama then...
The bath sponge was having an affair with the green bar of soap. They made lots of suds as they rubbed together. By the end of the shower, the green bar was all washed up as what remained of it spiraled down the drain. The bath sponge never forgot how the green bar of soap made it feel and longed for another partner who could make them suds as much as the last one. Then, as if some miracle on the next shower cycle no one other than the green bar appeared again. This time green bar was bigger. So, they made lots of suds as they rubbed together all over again.
Get over it people, it's just a bath sponge and a bar of soap! You guys are weirdoes!