It seems that No Nut November has finally come early, and it has come hard. Today, I want to announce to you all that Santa Claus and his foursome reindeers won’t bathe us with their Christmas sleigh that’s full of 15cm toys that won’t last you long. I know it’s somewhat shamed, knowing that I’ve come fully naked for that moment. But fret not, my comrades, it’s finally the time for us to prove worthy and release our unbeknown hidden talents by coming lock and LOADED. No Nut November, it’s ultimately the time I’ve come to challenge you so that I’ll turn into a chad. Not just a virgin chad, not a virgin pusher, but a chad obliterator. To all those reading these (I might have been dead by the time I tell you all), tell my fans that I have an onlyfans accounts featuring ‘deck pics.’ I am a rather stylish duelist, you see. So with that said, I hope you all have a nice day with all the big thick and slimy white typhoon aggravating our days and see you all later.
The whole world new record of surviving No Nut November while doing Nonstop Nut November will be mine!
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