The Last to Comment Wins

[Zoey]

I bow for no one.

What if I gave you 20 dollars?

 

[HURGMCGURG]

What if I gave you 20 dollars?

That'll do.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Contestant HURGMCGURG has dropped out of the race for a total sum of 20 dollars.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I said I would bow, not that I would bow out.

And I still haven't gotten my twenty dollars.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Contestant HURGMCGURG will drop out of the race for a sum of at least 20 dollars.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

If you pay me enough, I will drop out.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

If you drop me enough, I will pay out.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

How do I drop you?

 

[Moonxious]

I was here

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Yes you were.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

You'll have to find me first

 

[tiaf]

Takes out trash to lure maple in

 

[Maple-Leaf]

You're foolish to believe I would fall for such a simple-

Wait where am I.

Why is there trash in front of me...?

...How do I get home...?

 

[tiaf]

Now @HURGMCGURG !!! Take out the handcuffs!

 

[Maple-Leaf]

My arms are fox tails. It's impossible for you to handcuff me.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

I don't use handcuffs; I use a buzz saw. It's much more permanent solution for people trying to run away.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Not if you want to catch them alive.

I suppose you could drop my legless corpse off of a skyscraper, but I wouldn't be able to pay you then.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

I might, just maybe, talk too much.
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[HURGMCGURG]

Perhaps.

 

[Maple-Leaf]

Glad to know you're reconsidering not removing my legs with a buzz saw ! How was your day?