What do you put on your burger?

[TsuruI_am_a_bot]

 

[Lloyd]

Here are some of my favs:

That rektal prolapse looks pretty good.

 

[greyblob]

lettuce, tomatoes, caramel onions, pickles, mayo/garlic mayo, cheese, fried egg (uncommon)

 

[BearlyAlive]

Lettuce, tomatoes, grilled onions cheddar cheese, patty, bacon, grilled mushrooms, ketchup, mayo, whiskey BBQ sauce for my favorite burger
Lettuce, tomato, grilled sausage, sunny-side-up, tomato again, patty, cheese, bacon, ketchup & mayo for hangover breakfast or just for fun mornings.

Brioche buns, kiwi stripes, choco sauce, strawberries, grilled melon, banana, vanilla sauce if you either want to troll your buddies with "burgers" or impress your spouse/GF/BF

 

[2wordsperminute]

Patty, bacon, maybe cheese depending on what cheese, sometimes lettuce.

 

[GlassRose]

You're the worst living being to be alive now.

No, wait, you're a devil at this point.

Neither, cause they're no longer alive. I have slain them for their sin.

You'll get fat, for sure.

And I mean, adding vegetables doesn't make it less fattening. And there are multiple ways to solve the problem. Exercise, just don't eat them too frequently, or skip meals! (Don't do the last one. I mean, I do, but I'm a hypocrite. And exercise hurts and I don't really get to decide what dinner is a lot of the time.)

Speaking of food, I probably need to eat something? Yeah....

 

[WeissBlatt]

Bun
Patty
Bun

I'm a picky eater, sue me

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Mayo
Mustard
Grilled Onions
Dill Pickles
Blue Cheese

 

[prognastat]

Most common:
American Cheese
lettuce
Onion
Pickle
Mayo
Mustard

When I want to enjoy it more:
Swiss Cheese
Mushrooms
Onions
Mayo

When I want to enjoy it more and feel fancy at the same time:
Brie
Bacon Cranberry Jam

 

[Hopper]

Neither, cause they're no longer alive. I have slain them for their sin.

I thought that's this guy's job...

And I mean, adding vegetables doesn't make it less fattening.

I don't see the difference as I was skinny before and after eating 2 plates full of carbohydrates.

And there are multiple ways to solve the problem. Exercise, just don't eat them too frequently,

Eat what? Did you mean "Or don't"?

or skip meals! (Don't do the last one. I mean, I do, but I'm a hypocrite. And exercise hurts and I don't really get to decide what dinner is a lot of the time.)

I never skip any meals. I do that only when it's fasting month.

Speaking of food, I probably need to eat something? Yeah....

I'm eating sumthing rn,

Wanna see what it is?

Bun
Patty
Bun

I'm a picky eater, sue me

 

[MDupree]

Cheese, pickles, sun dried tomatoes, bacon, lettuce, tomato sauce, mayo.

 

[tiaf]

Salad, tomato, cucumber, sweet glazed/grilled onions, cheddar, burger sauce, honey-lime-Dijon-mustard, crispy bacon

side dishes that I sometimes substitute the above with or eat at the side: coleslaw, grilled vegetables like red beet or eggplant, mozzarella, feta cheese

Edit: bun and beef patty are a must!