Whats most creative curse or insult you have or heard?

[TheEldritchGod]

Hey. Hey, Buddy. C'mer.
Yeah... Just a bit of advice? I think it might help with your attitude.

Spoiler

The sticky side goes AGAINST the panties.

*pats you on the shoulder*
...
Oh. We're doing threats as well?

"I'm going to straight up murder your friends, your family, your employees, your co-workers, your boss, your pets, quite possibly anyone you ever passed on the street... AND MAKE YOU WATCH.

"I'm going to beat you like a baby seal and dance about on your grave."

"I.... KIL.... YEW!!!" *along with a lot of twitching*

 

[The_3rd_Book]

I took a picture of your mom last Christmas and it's still printing.

The month you were born represents cancer for a reason.

I was going to make a joke, but your parents already made one.

 

[IshiharaNiaoka]

Your face puts eldritch horror beast to shame

 

[Anon2024]

Go rape your stuffed animals again.

 

[Yati]

Did you ever read Tintin?

List of Captain Haddock's Curses

From the simple ("dogs!" and "rats!") to the scientific ("pithecanthropuses!") to the sublime ("vegetarian!"), Captain Haddock is famous for his many curses. This is an attempted comprehensive list of all his curses and insults. Expressions marked with the symbol "♦" may contain an intended...

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[Stealthy_Enigma]

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(⁠⁠⁠✿◠⁠ᆺ◠⁠) Here is the list of alternative swear words that I can get away with at home.

Spoiler: My Alternative Swear Word List

• Balderdash!
• Corn Nuts!
• Dagnabbit!
• Son of a monkey!
• Barnacles!
• Holy cow!
• Poo on a stick!
• Sugar!
• Sufferin’ succotash!
• Oh, snap!
• Phooey!
• Great Scott!
• Bullspit!
• Leapin' lizards!
• Cheese and crackers!
• Frack!
• Crappity!
• Shitake mushrooms!
• Shut the front door!
• Gee willikers!
• Mother of pearl!
• Son of a gun!
• Egad!
• Tartar sauce!
• Gadzooks!
• Schnikes!
• Crikey!
• Peas/cheese and rice!
• Jeepers!
• Blimey!
• Galloping gremlins!
• Oh, ship!
• Zoinks!
• Fart knocker!
• Malarkey!
• Merlin’s beard!
• Holy guacamole!
• Oh, coconuts!
• H-E-double hockey sticks!
• Drat(s)!
• Ay, caramba!
• What the cuss?
• Horse Feathers
• Geez Louise
• Oh for Pete's Sake!
• For Cryin' Out Loud
• Golly Gee Willikers
• Fiddlesticks
• For Heaven's Sake
• What the Hey
• Gosh darn it!
• The heck!!!

 

[AYM]

[The Head of External Affairs of my sect advised me not to delete my original reply].

 

[CriticalGeek]

I am dire need of some good curses, it should me short, and creative and Roastive

Oldy but goody, used by lady streamers vs toxic voice chat opponents.

“I’m going to bang your dad and give him a child he can actually love.”

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

pipkin

Pippa.

I am dire need of some good curses, it should me short, and creative and Roastive

"Why am I looking at a living abortion?" to ugly people

 

[FluffyGamma]

I am dire need of some good curses, it should me short, and creative and Roastive

My currently favorite,
Buckle up Chuckle fucks we haven't even started.

 

[Aader]

You lowered the bar by rising to the occasion
If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backward- Klinger (M*A*S*H)
Your ability to disappoint is the only talent you have
You have 2 brain cells that're competing for second place
If we recorded everything you know into a 1000 page book, we'd have an empty 1000 page book
It is astound that you can operate in society, while being this level of intelligence
Everytime you speak, you lower the iq of the block
If I had a nickel for every original thought you had, I'd be in debt
If we stuck your brain in the ass of a gnat, it'd look like a bb in the grand canyon.
Thank God you have looks, because everything else is rotten.

 

[Poleg]

We once had a "sucking phantom." It was a guy sucking off a sleeping, homeless person. It was caught on CCTV and made the rounds on the news.

I once saw an old man masturbating in public and releasing on an coworkers car. After I witnessed that he quickly escaped in some luxurious SUV.
Really unpleasant.
''I would not even rape you''

I've heard a variation of this a few times but,

"You need to stop worrying about walking in the night and getting raped. Your safe."

Roundabout way to say they are ugly.

is a really good ice breaker.

 

[owotrucked]

source: I stole the number one ranker's soul

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

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(⁠⁠⁠✿◠⁠ᆺ◠⁠) Here is the list of alternative swear words that I can get away with at home.

Spoiler: My Alternative Swear Word List

• Balderdash!
• Corn Nuts!
• Dagnabbit!
• Son of a monkey!
• Barnacles!
• Holy cow!
• Poo on a stick!
• Sugar!
• Sufferin’ succotash!
• Oh, snap!
• Phooey!
• Great Scott!
• Bullspit!
• Leapin' lizards!
• Cheese and crackers!
• Frack!
• Crappity!
• Shitake mushrooms!
• Shut the front door!
• Gee willikers!
• Mother of pearl!
• Son of a gun!
• Egad!
• Tartar sauce!
• Gadzooks!
• Schnikes!
• Crikey!
• Peas/cheese and rice!
• Jeepers!
• Blimey!
• Galloping gremlins!
• Oh, ship!
• Zoinks!
• Fart knocker!
• Malarkey!
• Merlin’s beard!
• Holy guacamole!
• Oh, coconuts!
• H-E-double hockey sticks!
• Drat(s)!
• Ay, caramba!
• What the cuss?
• Horse Feathers
• Geez Louise
• Oh for Pete's Sake!
• For Cryin' Out Loud
• Golly Gee Willikers
• Fiddlesticks
• For Heaven's Sake
• What the Hey
• Gosh darn it!
• The heck!!!

Ah fiddlesticks! Golly gee willikers of fluffing heck! That's crazy.

 

[QuercusMalus]

Fuck a duck in the muck- I remember hearing a guy use this and the response was a very confused 'A what in the where?'

 

[Deleted member 139452]

Fuck a duck in the muck- I remember hearing a guy use this and the response was a very confused 'A what in the where?'

....

 

[Tempokai]

"Sorry, can't date you. Your Emotional Intelligence stat is too low."

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

I thought of this just now, but have you ever looked at the lyrics to Mr. Grinch???

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"That steak is so rare its eating the salad" is a favorite of mine, although its cooking specific.