Whats most creative curse or insult you have or heard?

[K5Rakitan]

That's because your owner fed you your noz and dingle.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

That's because your owner fed you your noz and dingle.

The worst insult for K5 to hear, "your story is so bad that I am going to rate it 5 stars."

 

[J_Chemist]

> You look easy to draw.
> You an NPC-looking side character.
> They set character creation to random when they made you.
> Have you ever read a book before in your life?
> You've lost your talking privilege's for the day. Sit down and stare at the wall.
> Your laugh sounds like a soundbite from a failed sitcom. Stop breathing.

 

[Rhaps]

This is specifically made for @Paul_Tromba during my delerium phase when I was sick:

How can someone be so ancient yet so zoomer at the same time? No, I'm not talking about your face, we know you are young but look like someone in his mid-life crisis.

I apologize.

 

[TheKillingAlice]

Yes. Go to YouTube and paste this:

Okay...

Oh, yeah, insults. Right:
"Go and fuck a cactus"
"Are you, perhaps, eating pizza with a spoon?"
"You're existence is not even joke, cause jokes have meaning."
"You're the living embodiment of a participation award."
"Acting like a lobotomized dodo bird."
"How do you get up and brush your teeth in the morning without getting your head stuck in the garage door?"

I have a few more, but it's usually situational.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

This is specifically made for @Paul_Tromba during my delerium phase when I was sick:

How can someone be so ancient yet so zoomer at the same time? No, I'm not talking about your face, we know you are young but look like someone in his mid-life crisis.

I apologize.

I can't disagree. I was born in the wrong generation. The older generation thinks I'm too lazy beral and the younger think I'm too conservative. The older generation has too many faults and the newer generations do not inspire hope for the future. I look so old yet so young at the same time. Also, I got a haircut so I look a lot different.

Spoiler: Pic from today

 

[ElliePorter]

What a melon headed fellow

 

[SailusGebel]

I can't disagree. I was born in the wrong generation. The older generation thinks I'm too lazy beral and the younger think I'm too conservative. The older generation has too many faults and the newer generations do not inspire hope for the future. I look so old yet so young at the same time. Also, I got a haircut so I look a lot different.

Spoiler: Pic from today

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Husbando energy

 

[AYM]

I can't disagree. I was born in the wrong generation. The older generation thinks I'm too lazy beral and the younger think I'm too conservative. The older generation has too many faults and the newer generations do not inspire hope for the future. I look so old yet so young at the same time. Also, I got a haircut so I look a lot different.

Spoiler: Pic from today

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Spoiler

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

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I already did!

 

[Corty]

Ah, and this one:

I like you. But not like that.

 

[georgelee5786]

Your mother doesn't suck, and that's why you're here today

 

[Paul_Tromba]

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Was not expecting that at all.

 

[TremendousHuman]

Ah, Bo Burnham did a fun one: me compared to Shakespear's like Shakespear compared to Shakespear's wife.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Just remember, with great power, comes great responsibility

 

[Azurea_Mystis]

I hope a homeless man will lick your ears while you sleep.

A real 8 foot tall shadow demon sucked on my toes while I was asleep, but then I woke up and he stopped sucking after about 5 minutes and walked straight through a closed door. Also after I reached down to feel my toes, they were covered in saliva. (Not joking, it actually happened) Scariest moment of my life.

 

[BigBadBoi]

"give the pony***s an inch and they'll fuck a horse with it" - Anonymous poster to bronies
"This isn't even the pot calling the kettle black. You're just yelling [REDACTED] at cookware at this point" - Anonymous poster
And last but not the least

Spoiler: Magic word to make latinos and filipinos mad

latinx and filipinx

A real 8 foot tall shadow demon sucked on my toes while I was asleep, but then I woke up and he stopped sucking after about 5 minutes and walked straight through a closed door. Also after I reached down to feel my toes, they were covered in saliva. (Not joking, it actually happened) Scariest moment of my life.

That was just Quentin Tarantino

 

[Generic.Archdemon]

 

[DeathDoesWonder]

Yes. Go to YouTube and paste this:

Thats actually wild

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

I've heard a variation of this a few times but,

"You need to stop worrying about walking in the night and getting raped. Your safe."

Roundabout way to say they are ugly.