What's the horniest story you've ever read?

[BlackKnightX]

Not sure if I can ask this, but I'll ask anyway. Gimme some of the spiciest smut you've ever read.

 

[HelloHound]

it wasn't smut, it was a book on exotic spices but it felt like the author wanted them...a lot

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I have never seen a book with an erection.

 

[BlackKnightX]

I have never seen a book with an erection.

Careful. The pages stick together when they're damp~

 

[BouncyCactus]

The horniest? Prob have to be a piece of academic paper on the types of horns of animal for a world-building project...

As for smut, cant remember, but it is a series of short story on one of the dedicated website for smut

 

[Paul_Tromba]

@BenJepheneT s smut story is probably at the top. Sorry Anon.

 

[Cipiteca396]

They all kinda blend together after a while, so I don't remember. The ones that stand out end up doing so because they stopped being horny for a few minutes, which would disqualify them...

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

They all kinda blend together after a while, so I don't remember. The ones that stand out end up doing so because they stopped being horny for a few minutes, which would disqualify them...

Seconded, or if someone does something like Hound said. Take a normal thing, and describe it sensually.

 

[NotaNuffian]

R18 Syosetu.

Just ignore the sfx.

 

[Generic.Archdemon]

it wasn't smut, it was a book on exotic spices but it felt like the author wanted them...a lot

100% some cook books are pure filth when the writer starts to talk about how it feels in their mouth and how it taste.

 

[greyblob]

it wasn't smut, it was a book on exotic spices but it felt like the author wanted them...a lot

sauce?

 

[Corty]

Not sure if I can ask this, but I'll ask anyway. Gimme some of the spiciest smut you've ever read.

As most peeps here are joking around, here is my pick from @Empyrea

Firm: Opal’s Story

Short synopsis: A rock explores an apocalyptic world of magic and monsters as she kills things and has babies. Discord: https://discord.gg/SRdW9T6UJu Opal wakes up to a new life. She fights and grows stronger, her thick skin keeping her unhurt in situations others would find lethal...

www.scribblehub.com

Though the book is now on hiatus as life screwed her over, and on top of that, even her PC has gone up in smokes as far as we know. So... when it rains, it pours.

 

[SailusGebel]

Oukoku e Tsuzuku Michi

 

[Lloyd]

Eliot Roger's manifesto

 

[BlackKnightX]

Oukoku e Tsuzuku Michi

Good taste. I've read this one a long time ago.

 

[SailusGebel]

Good taste. I've read this one a long time ago.

The ending is garbage.

 

[BlackKnightX]

The ending is garbage.

Haven't got to that part yet~

 

[MrToothySmiles]

I dont want to call out names, But there was a certain Novel that pretended to be soft slice-of-life with awesome OP MC, Then bordered on pure mind break and tragedy with MC being stepped on and killed multiple times in each universe and lifetime, and then the extra's were even more heart wrenching, only to be stuffed with metaphors and vivid descriptions of kinky papapa. I had to squint to get even a crumb of some sort of fluff between the extra characters that I was rooting for, Only for there to be a full description of them dying a horrible death, killed by the damned MC!!

 

[Voidiris]

Demon sword maiden, it was intense, every female is either married or gay, horny gay.