CadmarLegend
@Agentt found a key in the skeletons.
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Do it. See how funny it can be.
Sounds similar to what a certain someone didPerson A: “Don’t you hate it when you run over your neighbors pet, eat it, and then have to wait a whole five years for them to get a new one? It’s so inconsiderate. I have to eat too, you know?”
Person B: “Yep, totally agree! What do you think pets are for besides for eating!? Do they have sex with them or something? Wait that’s a good idea...”
This was really bad... I probably should have actually thought about it instead of just writing 2 people talking about eating pets... It's not even long enough.
Is this some sort of American joke I am too Indian to understand? Best bang for buck clearly sounds like prostitutes. I don't see how it can have any other meaningIn a quiet elevator, two friends, A and B, stand waiting for their floor. The numbers above the doors steadily drop. After enduring a few seconds of silence, A opens his mouth to speak.
A: You know, I've been thinking...
B: (Oh god, not again.) What?
A: You know the saying "best bang for your buck?"
B: Yeah? What about it?
A: Don't you think it sounds like...
A pauses, looking around the empty elevator before leaning into B's ear and whispering.
A: Like prostitution?
B: ...
A: No?
B: ...
A: Oh come on, man! Think about it. "Best bang for your buck?"
B: ...
A: If I had a brothel in another world, that'd be a banging slogan! Come on!
B: ...
A: Don't just look at me like that. Say something!
B sighs, looking away from A's eager face. Why was he friends with this guy? This guy had cheese for brains, and the worst part he had an inexplicable need to showcase it every ten seconds. Plus, a brothel in another world? That idea's been taken, buddy.
B: You know, you're...
A: A genius?
B: An absolute idiot.
Ding! The elevator doors open to reveal a dark parking lot. B rushes out of the elevator.
A: Hey, wait up!
B: No.
A: Hey! (further away)
B: Fuck you.
A: They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth! (echoing, farthest away)
Yeah, it's an American saying that originated from a Coke-a-cola advertising campaign, I believe. Nowadays, it's used to mean "This item is the best price for what it's worth!" But it's not used for prostitution as I know. I remember being so confused about this when I was younger. I suppose today, "bang" is used more commonly for "fricking" while in the past it was used more innocently.Is this some sort of American joke I am too Indian to understand? Best bang for buck clearly sounds like prostitutes. I don't see how it can have any other meaning
A: This joke is not funny
I feel that jokes without a punchline can be funnier, idk.
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Another one.
In another Earth, God was drunk when creating Adam and Eve, so he mixed them up together.
That's why everyone is a futanari.
I thought futnari was just a leonardo da vinci vitruvian sketch like anatomy of two bodies...
And now I just googled what a panzuri is cause I was trying to find a tag for my writings (it sucks that there isn't much for two of them >.<)I thought futnari was just a leonardo da vinci vitruvian sketch like anatomy of two bodies...
Then I looked it up...