NotaNuffian
This does spark joy.
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So this is just Romance of Three Kingdom shit; mostly fluff and rumors and little to no substance to history.I really don't know. No one can really agree on any of the legends. A lot of Historians dislike the supernatural stuff despite it playing a huge role in the stories so it gets glossed over heavily. For example, Merlin is the son of Satan but was dipped in some holy water so that's why he has magic and shit despite being good. Lancelot simped for Arthur's wife a lot so you got an NTR subplot. There's also this knight with with vitiligo who took over the entirety of England except for what Arthur had so he challenged Arthur to a dual for it. Though the guy sees Lancelot and concedes the dual in exchange for being introduced to Lancelot so it's argued that he's gay. Also, turns out that this knight was Arthur's half brother because his father's whore. Morgana, Arthur's sister, is of Fae descent. I blame this on their whore of a father but either way, she has magic and depending on the story, wants to fuck Arthur or wants to kill Arthur. Gwaine is also there but his only notable act is being given an out by a green dude. Crossdressing is common in Arthurian legend and so is Arthur's slow descent into madness as he becomes more and more done with everyone's shit. No matter what though, Mordred is a whiney bitch.
Makes for a fun lore/ fanfic but the historians who seek truth are clawing their eyes out.
Also, I always thought that Lancelot and Lu Bu share way too much similarities:
1. Strong af, might be stronger than their lords.
2. Ego got in the way.
3. Got shoved down the Dark Side because they play against the protags of the book.
Then I understood that this is what happen to subordinates when overachieving than their lords, they either try to be the new lord or die trying.