GodlyKamui
Onee-san Smut Enjoyer
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Damn you... I shouldn't have laughed so hard...The bartender asks,
Why the long face?
Damn you... I shouldn't have laughed so hard...The bartender asks,
Why the long face?
Plot twist twist, the bar is also from Mushoku TenseiPlot twist, it is the humanoid horse from Mushoku Tensei.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?Damn you... I shouldn't have laughed so hard...
I ain't anyone to judge, I'll just need your credit card details, your full address, and your alarm code.I want a lil yandere one, who treats me like a baby!
DM me for that,I ain't anyone to judge, I'll just need your credit card details, your full address, and your alarm code.
Ahhhh, you mf, you read the post despite me telling you not toI think the best way to write jokes is to not try to be funny but to instead think of every possible way you can make an interaction as simple yet screwed up as possible. Team four star is a master at this so I suggest binging all their content. For example, when a character asks a question. Let another character answer with the sassiest and most fucked up thing you can think of. For example,
Character 1 "Why are you so short?"
Character 2 "All my height went to my cock"
P.s. that joke is from Micheal Reeves not me.
*shats pants aggressively*most fucked up thing you can think of.
I find the adjective: "Cheeky Dick-Waffle" absolutely hilarious.I think the best way to write jokes is to not try to be funny but to instead think of every possible way you can make an interaction as simple yet screwed up as possible. Team four star is a master at this so I suggest binging all their content. For example, when a character asks a question. Let another character answer with the sassiest and most fucked up thing you can think of. For example,
Character 1 "Why are you so short?"
Character 2 "All my height went to my cock"
P.s. that joke is from Micheal Reeves not me.
Well, I had read it earlier. I just didn't respond to the thread because I was busy.Ahhhh, you mf, you read the post despite me telling you not to
Ironic that the author of accidental time traveller failed to follow my order because his past self screwed upWell, I had read it earlier. I just didn't respond to the thread because I was busy.
Also, remove the pant part from my reply, it sounds weird without contextWell, I had read it earlier. I just didn't respond to the thread because I was busy.
Oh shit. You're right. It is ironic. Also, it's funnier without context but I will respect your wishes.Ironic that the author of accidental time traveller failed to follow my order because his past self screwed up
Also, remove the pant part from my reply, it sounds weird without context
Two insane people were attempting to escape the hospital.Two cows stood in the the field , one of them said to the other ‘What do you think of this mad cow disease’ the other cow replied ‘Doesn’t bother me, I’m a helicopter’
Come inKnock knock
Why?Two insane people were attempting to escape the hospital.
They were jumping from roof to roof when they encountered a gap that was too wide to cross.
One of them shone a flashlight and asked the other to walk on the beam of light.
The other person refused, why?
Come in
He said,Why?
Also,Why?
Be serious pliz
You are at the wrong thread for thatBe serious pliz
*Opens the door and shits pants aggressively*Knock knock
somebodyWho's there?
Somebody who?somebody
This is going to be a meme now, isn't it.*Opens the door and shits pants aggressively*
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbellSomebody who?
Knock knockSomebody who can’t reach the doorbell