Regarding how to write a compilation of jokes

[GodlyKamui]

The bartender asks,
Why the long face?

Damn you... I shouldn't have laughed so hard...

 

[Agentt]

Plot twist, it is the humanoid horse from Mushoku Tensei.

Plot twist twist, the bar is also from Mushoku Tensei

Damn you... I shouldn't have laughed so hard...

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

 

[GodlyKamui]

I want a lil yandere one, who treats me like a baby!

I ain't anyone to judge, I'll just need your credit card details, your full address, and your alarm code.

 

[Agentt]

I ain't anyone to judge, I'll just need your credit card details, your full address, and your alarm code.

DM me for that,
*winks*

 

[Paul_Tromba]

I think the best way to write jokes is to not try to be funny but to instead think of every possible way you can make an interaction as simple yet screwed up as possible. Team four star is a master at this so I suggest binging all their content. For example, when a character asks a question. Let another character answer with the sassiest and most fucked up thing you can think of. For example,

Character 1 "Why are you so short?"

Character 2 "All my height went to my cock"

P.s. that joke is from Micheal Reeves not me.

 

[Agentt]

I think the best way to write jokes is to not try to be funny but to instead think of every possible way you can make an interaction as simple yet screwed up as possible. Team four star is a master at this so I suggest binging all their content. For example, when a character asks a question. Let another character answer with the sassiest and most fucked up thing you can think of. For example,

Character 1 "Why are you so short?"

Character 2 "All my height went to my cock"

P.s. that joke is from Micheal Reeves not me.

Ahhhh, you mf, you read the post despite me telling you not to

most fucked up thing you can think of.

*shats pants aggressively*

 

[GodlyKamui]

I think the best way to write jokes is to not try to be funny but to instead think of every possible way you can make an interaction as simple yet screwed up as possible. Team four star is a master at this so I suggest binging all their content. For example, when a character asks a question. Let another character answer with the sassiest and most fucked up thing you can think of. For example,

Character 1 "Why are you so short?"

Character 2 "All my height went to my cock"

P.s. that joke is from Micheal Reeves not me.

I find the adjective: "Cheeky Dick-Waffle" absolutely hilarious.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Ahhhh, you mf, you read the post despite me telling you not to

Well, I had read it earlier. I just didn't respond to the thread because I was busy.

 

[Agentt]

Well, I had read it earlier. I just didn't respond to the thread because I was busy.

Ironic that the author of accidental time traveller failed to follow my order because his past self screwed up

Well, I had read it earlier. I just didn't respond to the thread because I was busy.

Also, remove the pant part from my reply, it sounds weird without context

 

[Aoibh]

Two cows stood in the the field , one of them said to the other ‘What do you think of this mad cow disease’ the other cow replied ‘Doesn’t bother me, I’m a helicopter’

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Ironic that the author of accidental time traveller failed to follow my order because his past self screwed up

Also, remove the pant part from my reply, it sounds weird without context

Oh shit. You're right. It is ironic. Also, it's funnier without context but I will respect your wishes.

 

[Aoibh]

Knock knock

 

[Agentt]

Two cows stood in the the field , one of them said to the other ‘What do you think of this mad cow disease’ the other cow replied ‘Doesn’t bother me, I’m a helicopter’

Two insane people were attempting to escape the hospital.
They were jumping from roof to roof when they encountered a gap that was too wide to cross.
One of them shone a flashlight and asked the other to walk on the beam of light.

The other person refused, why?

Knock knock

Come in

 

[Aoibh]

Two insane people were attempting to escape the hospital.
They were jumping from roof to roof when they encountered a gap that was too wide to cross.
One of them shone a flashlight and asked the other to walk on the beam of light.

The other person refused, why?

Come in

Why?
Be serious pliz

 

[Agentt]

Why?

He said,
In case you switch off the flashlight while I am in middle of crossing it

Why?
Be serious pliz

Also,
Who's there?

Be serious pliz

You are at the wrong thread for that

 

[GodlyKamui]

Knock knock

*Opens the door and shits pants aggressively*

 

[Aoibh]

Who's there?

somebody

 

[Agentt]

somebody

Somebody who?

*Opens the door and shits pants aggressively*

This is going to be a meme now, isn't it.

 

[Aoibh]

Somebody who?

Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell

 

[Agentt]

Somebody once told me, the world is going to roll me~

Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell

Knock knock