But it's a dog.Vaporeon, here's the reason why:
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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Did I stutter?But it's a dog.
it's a horrific abomination in constant pain and a fish. so just like me fr
Mewtwo is an imperfect clone of mewMew, or maybe Mewtwo. But why are there two of them now?
Yes, but why? Why would they make a second one. Most people couldn't even prove the existence of Mew.Mewtwo is an imperfect clone of mew
the hubris of manYes, but why? Why would they make a second one. Most people couldn't even prove the existence of Mew.
i would link bdg's ultimate pokérap to help you remember but it is now out of dateIf you had a time machine that could take you back to 2012 I could give you an opinion, but now I honestly can’t remember most of them now.
They had like fossils and stuff, and were working on reviving fossilized pokemon Jurassic Park styleYes, but why? Why would they make a second one. Most people couldn't even prove the existence of Mew.
You mean the number 9 most likely to scientifically happen movie currently.They had like fossils and stuff, and were working on reviving fossilized pokemon Jurassic Park style
My manVaporeon, here's the reason why:
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
He knows too much! Euthanize him!My man