There's no #1 best author in the world. Here's Why...

SailusGebel

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Paul_Tromba said:
The man.
The myth.
The degenerate.
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The holder of multiple titles, The Top G, Seeder of Women , The Great King of Satisfied Wives, Chad of Chads, Opener of Wombs, Wielder of the Divine Rod, Punisher of Milfs, The Great Fucker of Daughters, Commander of the Golden Cunts, Sacred Lover of Unfaithful Wives, Bringer of Orgasms, Father of Incest, Builder of Harems, Protector of the Two Titties, Keeper of Your Mother's Pussy, Chosen of Your Wife, High Steward of the Conquered Whores, Sailor of the Red Dust, Sentinel of the Two Spliffs, The Unceasing Plower, Begetter of Semen, Scourge of Fathers, Womb-feeder, First of the Carnal Valley, Rider of the Sacred Daughter, Vanquisher of Virgins, Champion of the Lonely Housewives, Mighty Lion of the Endless Cum, Emperor of the Wandering Hands, He Who Grabs The Pussy, Great Cock Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Big Butts, Waker of Lust Monarch of the High, Majestic Emperor of the Glistening Cock, Champion of the Horny Gods, Builder of the Great Brothel, Terror of Husbands , Master of the Never-Ending Orgasms, Master of the Orgy, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Faithful, Scion of Unwed Mothers, Scion of Snoop Dogg, The Great, Chaser of Pussy, Keeper of the Royal Blunt, Founder of the Milf Cult, Banisher of the Simps, Guardian of the Carnal Pass, Tamer of the Elf Queen, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Simp King, Lover of the Goddesses, He Who Does Not Stop Fucking Your Daughter, Slayer of Your Sister's Sweet Pussy, Womb Purger, Favoured of Females, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Women, Lord Cock, Wrangler of Pussy, Emperor of the Moistened Plains, Eternal Sovereign of Your Wife's Loins, Seneschal of the Great Loli Horde, Curserer of the Living, Regent of Soiled Panties, Warden of Wet Dream, Herald of Great Sex , Caller of the Sweet Nectar, Godess-Tamer, Master of the River, Guardian of the Unloved, Great Keeper of Weed, Deacon of the Green River, Muncher of Snacks, Summoner of French Fries, Master of all Narcotics, Prince of Ducks, Tyrant of Air B-n-B, Purger of the Mouth Breathers, Killer of the False God's Bitch ass Champions, Tyrant of the No-Bitches Gang, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Cucked, Cunt Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Weed... and many, many more...
 
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SailusGebel said:
The holder of multiple titles, The Top G, Seeder of Women , The Great King of Satisfied Wives, Chad of Chads, Opener of Wombs, Wielder of the Divine Rod, Punisher of Milfs, The Great Fucker of Daughters, Commander of the Golden Cunts, Sacred Lover of Unfaithful Wives, Bringer of Orgasms, Father of Incest, Builder of Harems, Protector of the Two Titties, Keeper of Your Mother's Pussy, Chosen of Your Wife, High Steward of the Conquered Whores, Sailor of the Red Dust, Sentinel of the Two Spliffs, The Unceasing Plower, Begetter of Semen, Scourge of Fathers, Womb-feeder, First of the Carnal Valley, Rider of the Sacred Daughter, Vanquisher of Virgins, Champion of the Lonely Housewives, Mighty Lion of the Endless Cum, Emperor of the Wandering Hands, He Who Grabs The Pussy, Great Cock Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Big Butts, Waker of Lust Monarch of the High, Majestic Emperor of the Glistening Cock, Champion of the Horny Gods, Builder of the Great Brothel, Terror of Husbands , Master of the Never-Ending Orgasms, Master of the Orgy, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Faithful, Scion of Unwed Mothers, Scion of Snoop Dogg, The Great, Chaser of Pussy, Keeper of the Royal Blunt, Founder of the Milf Cult, Banisher of the Simps, Guardian of the Carnal Pass, Tamer of the Elf Queen, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Simp King, Lover of the Goddesses, He Who Does Not Stop Fucking Your Daughter, Slayer of Your Sister's Sweet Pussy, Womb Purger, Favoured of Females, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Women, Lord Cock, Wrangler of Pussy, Emperor of the Moistened Plains, Eternal Sovereign of Your Wife's Loins, Seneschal of the Great Loli Horde, Curserer of the Living, Regent of Soiled Panties, Warden of Wet Dream, Herald of Great Sex , Caller of the Sweet Nectar, Godess-Tamer, Master of the River, Guardian of the Unloved, Great Keeper of Weed, Deacon of the Green River, Muncher of Snacks, Summoner of French Fries, Master of all Narcotics, Prince of Ducks, Tyrant of Air B-n-B, Purger of the Mouth Breathers, Killer of the False God's Bitch ass Champions, Tyrant of the No-Bitches Gang, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Cucked, Cunt Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Weed... and many, many more...
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Wow! wow! wow!
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian said:
The only book that truly matters is the bible. #1 author found.
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It might matter, but how many people actually read it to its end? I might add, it was written by more than one author, hence my point.
 
CupcakeNinja

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AuthorsDread said:
What's your top 5 favourite stories? The answer that you give will prove my point.
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false. God is the number one author in the world
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian said:
God is the author, the use of ghostwriters does not subtract from his story.
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amen, brother. This blasphemous scum doesnt know what he's talking about
SailusGebel said:
The best author exists and his name is @CupcakeNinja
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the ego wank is appreciated. I didnt wanna say anything myself as thats in poor taste, so i had to give it to the next best guy
 
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