Simple_Russian_Boi
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Ah... You're sleepy, but you can't fall asleep?*munches on soul grapes with one hand*
*rubs Danny's ears with the other*
So... sleepy...
*stares off into space*
Ah... You're sleepy, but you can't fall asleep?*munches on soul grapes with one hand*
*rubs Danny's ears with the other*
So... sleepy...
*stares off into space*
Nope... the day has... already begun...Ah... You're sleepy, but you can't fall asleep?
Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.Hello there! I'm Lord Matcha, nice to meet you.
You seem like an interesting person, tell me more about yourself!
Also, you seem to be familiar with hell. By any chance, do you know my Papa (my biological mother)? She should be a succubus. I imagine she has green hair and emerald eyes like mine, because I definitely didn't get them from my Mama (my biological father). It seems that she is a rather elusive demon, who went out to buy cigarettes but hasn't come back for almost two decades... Perhaps you have some information about her?
If this seems like a strange request, don't worry, this is the norm at this school.
It was on the first day of class that I felt a gaze burning into me...
..it was Matcha, seated beside me.
He could not pry his eyes away from me, even for a moment.
That man is confident, his smile charming. It is as if the male lead in the games I played had come to life.
I can't help but glance back, into every possibility that rests within his being.
And he loves me so, so much.
Why, look! See how his eyes twinkle like the most brilliant of emeralds for every second he lays them upon me?
I love the Matcha who loves me.
His gaze that softens only for me.
His bedeviling smile that exists only for me.
His chocolate heart that beats for no one else but me.
Matcha, who can find happiness, only through me.
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Let's be honest... He'll be into that![]()
It's a real shame.Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.
Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.
Looking at Matcha trying to find his Papa is so strange... Feels like I did something very bad.It's a real shame.
Maybe you could ask around among your acquaintances. I would be grateful to you!
By the way, thesecursedmystical artifacts that you're looking for... are you looking for something specific or just collecting them?
I gather they are for sale. What would you recommend to me?
Oh, can I have some more instant coffee? I miss the tree bark taste.Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~
- $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
- Half decent coffee
- Actually good coffee
- Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
- Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
- Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
- Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
- Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
- Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
- Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
- Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
- Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)
Okay~Oh, can I have some more instant coffee? I miss the tree bark taste.
*continues rubbing ears*
Mama, you haven't done anything wrong, it's not your fault!Looking at Matcha trying to find his Papa is so strange... Feels like I did something very bad.
*continues rubbing ears*
*rubs ears more*ehehe~ nice
Welcome I guess?Ooh! I wanna Join! @Corty
Name: Abbadon Impestra
Species: Imp(Working on her promotion to fiend)
Job: School Receptionist
Description: a white haired imp girl with a very corporate way of speaking, always making business puns, she almost never gets any work done but instead prefers to promote her products, usually cursed items, despite this she is still paid and hasn't been fired, since she's the only one who will work for souls rather than money.
*tries to sit without moving**rubs ears more*
*ruses Danny's head as a pillow*
so... tired.........
No rest... for the Eldritch...*tries to sit without moving*
Daikon Pillow
I will kidnap you so you can rest![]()
Um... Do you sell Nyarlochinno?Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~
- $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
- Half decent coffee
- Actually good coffee
- Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
- Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
- Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
- Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
- Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
- Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
- Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
- Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
- Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)
No rest... for the Eldritch...
*falls asleep*
(I wish I could sleep....... :/)
I can create some if you want it~Um... Do you sell Nyarlochinno?
Books? What books? What are books?
Hide behind books and nap during class
You can do itYou'll be back home soon and then lots of sleepy
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