im of the belief that you can theoretically control a woman like a Gundam by hooking up a computer chip to the uncut umbilical cord immediately post-birth but too bad modern medicine is run by cowards too afraid of Big Ethics™ to see the true advancement (Lockheed Martin sponsored bio-grown pregnant death drones)
one day I'll write a book titled "Top 20 Things to Avoid doing to Your Crush " and the first 19 would be fatal wrestling techniques with the final entry being detailed instructions for concocting mustard gas
goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that
european conservative politicians probably give god tier head just saying. if they can maintain their political power while performing deeds directly in contention with their agenda they probably have that blackmail grip bussy tight enough to convince the lucky few who've smelled their cum whiffs from their geriatric semen stews to keep a secret.
ratatouille but remy teaches linguini how to have sex and the entire movie is just the guy trying to convince his partner that keeping on his chef hat is his mandatory fetish
many parents technically harbour so many child porn starring their children that we're probably walking among millions of potentials felons if they ever decide to go feral
We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See if we can cultivate a drug so strong it could be considered a real form of Compound V. Super bulletproof soldiers that aren't exactly bulletproof but they do not feel pain and subside of magic crystals alone.