Spooky Count #20 - The vampire dinosaurs millions of years ago could change their form into onychonycteris (a lorge bat). Disregard the fact that dinosaurs went extinct before them.
Spooky Count #18 - Sometimes the scariest thing for a volcano is an eruption. It's rumored that the last thing Mount St. Helens said before the last eruption was "Doctor, I think I am having an eruption."
Spooky Count #17 - @J_Chemist's full name is Jester Chemist. When he tells a bad joke in my throne room I like locking him in the rubber basement full of rats, and rats make him crazy.
Spooky Count #16 - Pumpistopheles, younger brother of Pumpcula, is a unique kind of pumppire. See, he is the pumppire that will succ the philosophy right out of you.