Pikachu is a fucking bitch. His yellow, thunder-using, midget ass is ridiculous!
My new-found hate for Pikachu has nothing to do with the fact he just kicked my ass super smash bros brawl. I swear.
Summer betrayed me. It was *supposed* to allow me to breath through both nostrils, yet I can only breath through one right now! Summer is no longer my favorite season due to this betrayal.