Your profile makes my phone lag. This is proof you are an eldritch being who is so powerful that your power bleeds through onto the internet, causing lag.
For those that may be interested in using this information for writing, if you ever need to, 65g of blood can be used as a single egg substitute when baking. 43 g for a single egg white. Strangely, I didn't learn this information from writing research, I was shown this in a baking class.
I fucked up a few minutes ago. I was making food for this group we're hosting and some of my coworkers were in the kitchen asking about stuff. Anyways, I pulled some stuff out of the oven, set it on the counter, and looked to see that everyone was staring at me in horror. It wasn't until then that I realized that I had pulled a hot metal pan out of the oven bare handed.
I want to be historically accurate but I don't want to have to make my MC point out that hot baths are looked down upon because it was thought that it would make you go insane and soap was fairly rare in London during the 1800s. Perfumes were the closest that you got to anyone smelling nice. I find it pretty disgusting.
I feel happy right now as all the shitty anime memes that I remember watching in 2007 are making a comeback thanks to the algorithm but all these kids are showing up, calling them shit memes, boomer memes, and low quality memes. Can't appreciate what made our days enjoyable.
Was listening to some 1-hour lofi beats to help me write and I didn't realize it changed to this. This has been playing for the past 30 minutes before my brain understood that a long-lost childhood meme has resurfaced thanks to the haunting youtube algorithm. Why must I suffer?
Part of me wants to put some dumb phrases and actions that only make sense in context into my next draft so that when it's read, the reader doesn't realize it's wrong until they take a second to think. For example, let's say that you have some dialogue and the some character is described as laughing in French or you describe an old man character in the same way a perverted writer would describe a heroine character.
Dumb idea: wizard that only wears a big wizard robe and hat because he has sewn thousands of sticky notes covered in spells into the inside of them. 90% of the wizards battles end with his opponent scarred for life because he would accidentally flash them whilst looking for the right spell. Magic is also the equivalent of coding with a lot of the same mistakes involved with writing code.
Some of the guest at our workplace lit some incense that set off the fire alarms and now the fire department is here while I spent 10 minutes trying to make sure it wasn't me who caused the fire.
Bad idea: buy a bunch of electronic piano's and change their coding so that no matter what key you hit, it will play the next key for Gansta's Paradise. Sell it on eBay as a magic keyboard that only plays Gangsta's paradise.
The most evil thing I can think of to cause people to stop and think would be to play the G chord from the start of the black parade, but only that note over speakers at random without ever actually ever playing the song as it segways into a different song.
Just finished watching Elfen Leid. I feel sad and angry but I don't know who to be angry at. the evil characters? the selfish characters? the trauma children? The writer who put in so many nude scenes? I don't know. All of them, perhaps.
There should be 2 more types of Olympics. One where random people from each country compete in each sport to see which country is more likely to have healthier and athletic bystanders. The other being where real Olympic athletes take choice sports enhancing drugs to see how capable humans are with help.