I had a dumb idea for a comic
Panel 1: shows 1 dude opposite an army. Army: "give up!"
Panel 2: 1 dude: "By the power invested in me by my ancestor, Charlemagne, I summon... The Gays!"
Panel 3: An army of gay men appears over the horizon, marching to the song Uptown Girl.
Panel 4: army is freaking out. Some yell, "the army of Thebes!" And others yell to "cover the rear!"