Pro Tip: If you're getting roasted by your siblings (cousins, nephews, etc.), start accusing them of mastrubation. They may deny it but keep it up. Keep accusing them of doing the wrangle tango, and they'll soon question themselves whether they are what you say they are - a filthy mastrubator. Then, as they dwelve deep into their head space, clock them in the balls for being a piece of shit.