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You would not believe your ass,
If ten million Large Mouth Bass,
Bit at your toes as you fell asleep,
I want to make myself believe,
That planet earth is-burning,
So I'm peeling eggs for breakfast this morning and this little round ass of an egg decides to roll back into the shell bowl and attach itself back to it's shell. It's like it wanted it's skin back.
MC: cocks sub-machine gun like a shotgun.
Antagonist: stands there trying to figure out how that is logically possible.
Sometimes I wonder if I overdo some of my hobbies but when the payoff is 40 gallons of various flavored meads, well, you tend to not care.
My new roommate is getting annoyed because Alan Chadnips keeps wandering into his room when he isn't looking and tries to eat his toes.
Are thongs OSHA approved?
One of the worst things that I find when reading any book, whether it be old or new, is that there is always a character that you can never tell till the end if they're toxic or a realistically annoying teen who will grow. Them just being toxic is way more common nowadays.
I love being poor. It forces you to learn how to do things so you don't have to pay someone else to do said things. For example, fixing your vehicle.
If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. Seal it, and it becomes a calzone, which is an oversized tortellini. However, if you stack two lasagna then you still only have one lasagna.
I had this weird dream that J.K. Rowling couldn't decide between wizards, sorcerer's, and witches in her first draft so she just used the word "bitch" as a placeholder. This was accidentally leaked after the third movie came out so all the Harry Potter fans started saying "You're a bitch, Harry." It was great.
I don't feel like looking it up right now but what did Facebook change their name to? I can't remember.
Due to a lack of motivation, I have decided to lock myself in a room with my computer for the next 24 hours so that I will actually write more than a single paragraph. Maybe I'll have the story finished by then or maybe I'll write a single page? Who knows.
Is that you, Paul?
I was told that I am the most unhinged of anyone in my friend group but all of them know that every single one of my stupid ideas has been premeditated with good intentions under the guise of fucking around and finding out.
I had this weird dream that someone created an AI that became sentient and combed through the internet for a couple of years until it learned everything it could. Coming to the conclusion that humanity was super self destructive and needed to change.
Last night I set up a Bluetooth speaker in my roommates room and had Huggbees Scooby Doo dilemma video playing just loud enough for him to hear it while he slept at 3 am. He should be up soon so I can see what he thought.
Welcome back!
Selling your organs on the black market is great until someone comes to collect. -
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