1 Elf Girlfriend who really loves you or 1 Million Dollars

[ElliePorter]

The Elf is a very beautiful woman with long flowing silver hair, porcelain white skin, blue eyes. She also has a very athletic physique and somewhat firm behind but has small breasts. She belongs to a noble family that has the rank equivalent of an Archduke. Proficient in archery and a master of all melee weaponry, can cook, can speak 6 languages, knows 50 martial art techniques, has super hearing and doesn't miss a shot.

Meanwhile, the other choice is 1 Million Dollars, tax free.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I'll take the 1mil. Could be different if you said a vampy.

 

[Viator]

Already got somebody who loves me, so I'll take the cash.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

ill probably take the elf girlfriend.

Her ancestry probably carries at least a billion dollars with it outright.

 

[Cipiteca396]

There are some circumstances here that make it a little tough, but the elf is pretty much the best choice generally speaking?

She can give you more than a million dollars, if you're just a little patient. After that it's just a question of type.

 

[ElliePorter]

I'll take the 1mil. Could be different if you said a vampy.

The Elf has a Vampire Lady-in-waiting/Bodyguard though.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

The Elf has a Vampire Lady-in-waiting/Bodyguard though.

No.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I would take the million dollar.

Not because I don't like to have an elf GF. But i don't think I am fit for her.

 

[ElliePorter]

I would take the million dollar.

Not because I don't like to have an elf GF. But i don't think I am fit for her.

Why do you think so?

 

[Cipiteca396]

Not because I don't like to have an elf GF. But i don't think I am fit for her.

Was thinking the same thing, but I'll just assume that in this hypothetical scenario, (we) are fit for her. So it's just a matter of what you think of her.

 

[WingsOfPhantasy]

Now why would I want some stinky-snobby-old-hag-tree-lovin'-knive-ear-elf-gf?
(not racist btw, I have elf friends)

 

[ElliePorter]

Was thinking the same thing, but I'll just assume that in this hypothetical scenario, (we) are fit for her. So it's just a matter of what you think of her.

Yes, think of it as you're in a relationship, her family approves of you and will sponsor your wedding, if ever.

 

[georgelee5786]

Million bucks. I will not lie with the unhuman

 

[Rhaps]

1 mil

I am a very materialistic person, since I can't feel love, only fat stacks can make me smile.

 

[EternalSunset0]

I'll take the money please

 

[Corty]

Does she love me unconditionally? If yes, then I take the girl.

If not, where is my money, Lebowski?

 

[ElliePorter]

Does she love me unconditionally?

Yes but if you cheat then its

 

[Corty]

Yes.

Then I chose the elf.

Edit:
Even with the cheating add-on you put in there @ElliePorter I still chose the elf. I abhor cheating. I only require one thing from my partner; loyalty.

Plus money can be made. And she must come with some dowry being elf nobility. We will get by even if not.

 

[TotallyHuman]

Dating this great witch is a privilege in itself that a mere Grand Duchess cannot afford.

This great witch doesn't lack this little money either.

 

[ForestDweller]

I'll take the elf.