Writing Prompt A story but the title is longer than the story itself

[gaylolis]

I'm curious what you folks can come up for this :D

 

[HURGMCGURG]

The World's Newest, Most Surprising Deficiency!

There's a Dwarf Shortage.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

My Country has the Best and the Brightest Minds in the Government, Vol. 1

Nope.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

My little sister fell into a coma after seeing my enormous cock so lets plough her every day till she wakes up!

no one lie. You can all see that as a legit R-18 Japanese lightnovel.

 

[Samuel_Spader]

My little sister fell into a coma after seeing my enormous cock so lets plough her every day till she wakes up!

no one lie. You can all see that as a legit R-18 Japanese lightnovel.

Ummm... W H A T ?!

 

[C.Sunlight]

I got Killed by a Truck and Woke Up in a Magical Fantasy World where Magic is Powered by Crack.
Then I woke up, good old acid by my side.

 

[Discount_Blade]

I know the greatest secret, most well kept secret in the world about how the CIA and the FBI are secretly fighting a secret war aginst secret creatures from a secret realm called Secretia that want to take over Earth in secret.

We lost. Welcome our new secret overlords secretly please.

 

[Amarathia]

Astounding love-evolution of the black-belly miss and the ice-cold beautiful man that will send pigs flying with dog blood romance!

lul legit this is close to a normal title for typical CN romance novels

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Ummm... W H A T ?!

That is the appropriate reaction. Sickened...but curious.

 

[GDLiZy]

[PLACEHOLDER, EDITOR PLEASE ADD SOMETHING INTERESTING FOR THE ARTICLE//DO NOT RELEASE IT BEFORE EITHER I OR YOU ADD A TITLE]

As someone who has Alzheimer, the most important thing is to check before doing stuff.

 

[Leti]

My Little Brother Accidentally Summoned a Great Old One After Trying to Pronounce the Name of Ikea Furniture.

Everyone dies.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I was Emotionally Distressed, so I Prayed to my God's Dog.

I feel better.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Christ, what the fuck did I just hit over there?

oh just a child

 

[mostlyharmfulll]

The story of a ordinary japanese highschool boy who woke up one day as a girl because of gods mistake and was granted the powers to see statuses as a apology which resulted in her finding out that her best friend was a werewolf and the quiet kid in class was a vampire and they were fighting after school to determine which race would rule the world because of an old prophecy that included the new girl which resulted in both boys falling in love with her and trying to win her over but after forty chapters of a boring love triangle she ends up finding the vampires hidden porn collection and realizes that the werewolf is a flat-earther so she comes to the conclusion that both boys are not good enough for her and so the vampire and the werewolf become a gay couple and the war is over and everyone is happy unless MC because she still has no boyfriend but then the world gets attacked by aliens and she plus a bunch of ragtag misfits has to controll gigantic mechas to fight the alien invaders and becomes friends with the others but that ends up pointless because everyone but her dies in the final fight and then the world is saved and she meets the leader of the aliens and it turns out he is her lost father who disappeared five years ago to buy cigarettes and they are a happy family again before a evil twin from another universe appears and kidnaps her mother because MC mothers blood is the last component to finish her world-destruction-device so MC has to team up with a drunken scotch, a karate master with three arms and a speaking goldfish to stop her evil twin and save her mother

"Seriously? That is the title?" The editor said sceptically.
"Well, I thought it gives a good picture of what to expect from the novel." The author explained.
The editor shaked his head. "Not only is the title too long, it also spoilers too much. Plus the story is totally bonkers and no one would want to read random nonsense like this. REJECTED!"
And so the story never came to be.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Steamrolling Through the Apocalypse on Steam Locomotive: A Boys' Love, Action-packed Steampunk Adventure
It got steamy.

the joke fell flat

 

[Bluebery]

What does it feel like, experiencing a time skip?

Wooosh!
Done.

 

[Leti]

What does it feel like, experiencing a time skip?

Wooosh!
Done.

King Crimson!

 

[ShrimpShady]

What Not to do at a Stoplight

The

 

[HMiruko]

That Time I was Reincarnated as a Dust

...

 

[Shadow_Tempest]

Post-Apocolypse With My Girlfriend While Trying to Kill the Zombies
Day 1: I am about t