Describe your story in the worst possible way!

[K5Rakitan]

I've seen threads like this on other platforms, so I thought I'd have some fun with it over here. Your goal is to tell people how awful your story is and dissuade them from reading it. Rules: only say bad things about your own story.

I'll start!

Kaiba's Prostitute is pure wish fulfillment garbage written by some bimbo with a brother fetish. The protagonist is a slut who jumps into bed with a deranged billionaire who propositions her only because he's frustrated that his brother wouldn't let him fire anybody when he rampaged through the office of their side venture.

Kaiba’s Prostitute

When CEO Seto Kaiba propositions Joan, she expects a one-night stand, but he and his brother keep coming back for more. Now the Kaiba brothers want an heir from her and will pay any price to get it. How do Joan’s husband and boyfriend feel about her new profession?...

www.scribblehub.com

 

[Mihou]

A generic isekai trash that tries to have a no harem but has plenty of trash girls on the MC's side while attempting to not be overpowered but somehow still kills enemies perfectly and with insane plot armor that revives the MCs everytime they die.

 

[NotaNuffian]

The four villagers got superpowers and unwanted attentions, their torturous future will end horribly.

The protag will die, and this time he does not have a second coin.

...now only if I can continue to write these two instead of letting them rot in drive.

 

[gaylolis]

i don't recommend reading it, especially if you think liking lolis are equal to child porn. i don't think you even understand what being over 18 means. if they look underaged enough despite actually being 25, you'd definitely spike that holier than thou attitude--just screw off.

everything is pretty much a bunch of nonsense i just write based on mood, i don't really care about making you understand.

if you'd like everything cute to not have a penis, too bad. since i love adding penis to everything i find cute--including the loli.

and expect the entire story to be filled with nothing but the loli lazing around, being so fuckin' gay, whiny and complain about having shitty luck in gacha games, and a lot more things you probably won't care.

read it at your own risk.

 

[PrincessFelicie]

I constantly scam the reader out of a lovely romance story by making my characters too stupid and competitive to admit their feelings.

 

[GDLiZy]

Take a look at this review of my story. (On Royalroad btw)

Bloody hell. The entire book has so far been chapter after exruciating chapter of extremely detailed powerups and ever escalating misery. It's a constant wave of brief ups and ever deeper downs, with him almost-but-not-quite dying only for him to once more get bitch slapped all over again, never allowed to even recover from the last one. This is, without a doubt, the most completely miserable book I've EVER read.

This poor MC never catches a break, it's just a ceaseless barrage of suffering, with him being kicked headfirst over metaphorical cliffs, one after the other. I kept reading up until ch43 just to see if it ever stops, but it doesn't. There is always another cliff to get kicked off.

I don't even know what to rate it. It's almost impressive how much pure fucking suffering the author puts this poor bastard through. The last ten chapters have been one giant mess of mind-numbingly detailed horror with brief glimpses of happiness, only for it to culminate in a giant FUCK YOU. Tits on a pogo stick, I can't even.

Fuck it, I'll give it 3 stars just for the pure malice the author seems to hold for this forsaken bastard.

 

[ChronicleCrawler]

Info Dump!

 

[depressedhobo]

low effort generic wish fulfillment

 

[TheHelpfulFawn]

You see a teenage girl get mistreated and abused despite her efforts to do something good.

 

[TremendousHuman]

A protagonist who's very hard to relate to and is completely antisocial, who whines about stuff all the time and hates putting in any effort despite the cheats he was given.
The world building tries hard but falls on its face all the time and there are only two memorable characters and that's only because they show up every chapter and one of them is mc.
The pace of the story is so slow that its not even funny

 

[Kldran]

I think the story of mine I find easiest to complain about is The Hero Game. It has a beginning. It has an ending. Where's the rest of it? It's missing! Wasn't there supposed to be a story in here somewhere? (the answer is yes, there was, but I couldn't write it, so it's not there.) Premise -> massive time skip -> ending. There is no story here.

 

[Deleted member 3426]

A gay guy who gets childhood-best-friend zoned and wants to get out of that zone, but he’s such a coward it’ll probably take the whole series for him to confess and in then end he’ll receive maybe a small peck on the cheek. After that, he’ll probs die of blood loss from a massive nosebleed, truly the death of a (hero) coward.

 

[Moonpearl]

Gender bender isekai as written by a woman who doesn't usually like the genre. The results will (not really) surprise you!

 

[AliceShiki]

A novel that baits you into thinking it's an adventure novel, but in truth it's just a fluffy romance with some drama thrown into the middle of it~

 

[fullbios]

My MC is TRASHHH! Hurts people's feeling all the time because of her inability to feel emotions... Doesn't care about her family. Arrogant and full of bull excuses to push people away from her life...
I'm trash too. I advertise my Patreon a shit ton, miss upload schedules, and get sad when my usual commenters don't comment.. (This got sad all of a sudden...)

 

[icey6]

Girl wakes up and finds horns on her head

 

[Nahrenne]

Rape, sex slaves, poorly thought out political plots by the author with too many characters to determine who the main character even is.
'-'
It's also not finished, or posted, yet.
|.<)

...x...

 

[TLCsDestiny]

For most of my books: Unable to understand because author is still not very good with grammar or is unable to properly write from her head to computer!
Mahnu: A depressing book that might make you even more depressed!
Anonym: A reminder of what you CAN'T do!
HHH: So far it's been about slaves in MOST fashions, far from a happy book!
Yeah, I could probably do more but i'll leave it there...

 

[weakwithwords]

It's not written yet. Can't (possibly) get any worse than that.

 

[Alverost]

Hiatus