Hello, hello!

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The Banana is omniscient and very much E

@Meowknight very confused!

I eat balls

I always knew it! You x @greyblob x @Anon2024

 

[TheEldritchGod]

When it is fully drained?...
When what is fully drained?! I need to know!
I love this!!!

Nothing stopping you from opening the closet.
However... what has been seen, cannot be unseen.
What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled.

Then again, I think you will smell it, eventually, if you wait long enough.

 

[BouncyCactus]

Well, what's there to learn about this little o' me? Just a pile of useless, decaying, rotting, dying flesh and bone, and a degrading mind piloting it. Not much not to me, really, unless the thought of playing a game of 'Whose Facade Is Better' sounds like something fun to you. Oh, speaking of facades, I just got this shiny new mask, real' cute, that looked like a bubbly little cactus, with a big o' smile. Wearing it makes me few cute. And empty. Wish I could smile like that...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Well, what's there to learn about this little o' me? Just a pile of useless, decaying, rotting, dying flesh and bone, and a degrading mind piloting it. Not much not to me, really, unless the thought of playing a game of 'Whose Facade Is Better' sounds like something fun to you. Oh, speaking of facades, I just got this shiny new mask, real' cute, that looked like a bubbly little cactus, with a big o' smile. Wearing it makes me few cute. And empty. Wish I could smile like that...

Bravo! I adore the genuine pain infused by your narration that just draws me in like a lasso!

 

[georgelee5786]

@Meowknight very confused!

I always knew it! You x @greyblob x @Anon2024

I'm going to eat your balls for this

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I'm going to eat your balls for this

Edit: nothing sus was ever written here.

 

[georgelee5786]

Edit: nothing sus was ever written here.

This will not save your balls

 

[K5Rakitan]

I dispense various bodily fluids. Some goes into the digestive system of my offspring.

 

[gaylolis]

Yes.

 

[Voidiris]

But I didn't take the job as a security guard!

 

[Goodmann]

I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello! (Obligatory)
Riding a bicycle year-round means you can wear tights year-round

 

[Voidiris]

Did you even understand the joke?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Did you even understand the joke?

Explain it. Jokes are always funnier when you explain them.

 

[Voidiris]

Explain it. Jokes are always funnier when you explain them.

Hello! Hello! were the first words spoken by phone guy (the tutorial person) in Fnaf and the monotone puppet looks like something a child would possess.

 

[Rhaps]

I am someone you would probably find in an asylum, you don't know why I am here, you don't question it.

 

[Voidiris]

I am someone you would probably find in an asylum, you don't know why I am here, you don't question it.

Some say I belong into an asylum.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Did you even understand the joke?

...
*sigh* Uh, yeah... No. I am SO confused. That joke did not just r/whoosh over my head. That joke hitchhiked on a hypersonic missile traveling through a wormhole that runs through a universe whooshing parallel by our dimension.

Hello! Hello! were the first words spoken by phone guy (the tutorial person) in Fnaf and the monotone puppet looks like something a child would possess.

Ohhh!!!
That's pretty hilarious!
Damn. Now I wish I had played Fnaf.

 

[ElliePorter]

 

[Voidiris]

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Does that count as sexual harassment?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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Why so... sexual?