My Stories are the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

[gaylolis]

maybe you need to also appeal to asians, we didn't really put bread in our eyes, only rice.

if your story can be the best thing since rice, perhaps you will get the rice fields seal of approval

trust me, i'm asian enough since i have eaten pizza with rice.

 

[Agentt]

Also this is very weird to read as a person who doesn't consume bread that much

maybe you need to also appeal to asians, we didn't really put bread in our eyes, only rice.

if your story can be the best thing since rice, perhaps you will get the rice fields seal of approval

Same

maybe you need to also appeal to asians, we didn't really put bread in our eyes, only rice.

if your story can be the best thing since rice, perhaps you will get the rice fields seal of approval

trust me, i'm asian enough since i have eaten pizza with rice.

Dude, I am so asian, our pizza is sold with rice included

 

[gaylolis]

Dude, I am so asian, our pizza is sold with rice included

must be a great pizza :D

 

[Mechaphobic]

The pizza I tend to order is just chicken parm on bread at this point.

 

[Kuropon]

What a cheap attempt at viral marketing, heh. It would be even cheaper if I used it to plug my signature under this post while saying that, heh.

I don't think any readers actually go through this forum.

 

[Napelynn]

I don't think any readers actually go through this forum.

Hello. Am reader.

 

[Saileri]

I don't think any readers actually go through this forum.

Well, you rarely think, so that's possible.

 

[Kuropon]

Well, you rarely think, so that's possible.

For a smol boi you sure are mean.

 

[Saileri]

For a smol boi you sure are mean.

Someone has to be

 

[witch_sorrowful]

Salieri needs no marketing.

I'm just here to say that Pita bread is the greatest invention since bread. Also, welcome to SH!

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Maybe post your stories in your profile signature so fellow SHF can check your stories out if they're interested in reading it?

 

[CupcakeNinja]

That is some serious confidence there buddy, I'm gonna have to check out and judge one of your stories for myself!

Attempt not to grow addicted

Well, his stories are quite good, so I wouldn't call that a loss.

I feel theres something for everyone is my stories. Since theyre so different from each other, if you dont like one you may like another.

If only I made consistent updates. It's my biggest weakness.

 

[Pontan]

Attempt not to grow addicted

I feel theres something for everyone is my stories. Since theyre so different from each other, if you dont like one you may like another.

If only I made consistent updates. It's my biggest weakness.

I followed up on my promise. I wrote a review for: "I’m The Hero’s Little sister, So What?" And your confidence is quite well deserved, once you fix the typos in it at least.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I followed up on my promise. I wrote a review for: "I’m The Hero’s Little sister, So What?" And your confidence is quite well deserved, once you fix the typos in it at least.

Yeah i did see that. I do try to minimize the typos. Keep them out of dialogue at least. Anyway glad you liked it so far. The story DOES get a bit dark in the beginning since, you know, MC gotta protect her tofu.

 

[RavensDagger]

Well, his stories are quite good, so I wouldn't call that a loss.

Aww, <3 You're just like my mom! (In that you agree that my stories are... you know what, let's just drop the entire mom thing.)

 

[Kuropon]

Salieri needs no marketing.

 

[Leti]

Salieri needs no marketing.

No one can steal our marketing plan. Why? Because we don't have a marketing plan. Slavic Marketing™ at its finest.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Write a Lewd Poem for my collection! I'll share a link to any story you want to promote with each poem you submit!

Lewd Poems

Do bodily functions amuse you? Are you intrigued by reproductive organs? Does simply being a placental mammal tickle you? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this book is for you! This is a collection of lewd poems from various authors. My husband either inspired me or...

www.scribblehub.com

 

[ZynGrand]

The trick to advertising is to post advertisements advertising your story. If your advertisements don't advertise your story very advertisely, the advertisements will lose effectiveness as advertisements. Advertise advertisements and advertise your story.

Advertise.

 

[Tessa_Renalds]

I’m a fan of Cinnabun, currently reading it and thoroughly enjoying it. :3
I might buy the book on Amazon for a friend of mine. He’d love it too.