You can only sleep once a decade and the dreams you have are strangely prophetic.But only Ex-lovers can be resurrected
Sleep
Power: Dimension Travel.
You can only sleep once a decade and the dreams you have are strangely prophetic.But only Ex-lovers can be resurrected
Sleep
But you can only travel to a dimension worse than the one you currently in, because of that you can't go back anymore.You can only sleep once a decade and the dreams you have are strangely prophetic.
Power: Dimension Travel.
Granted, but time does affect everything around and you're stuck as a statue, slowly suffering being buried in a leafy grave.But you can only travel to a dimension worse than the one you currently in, because of that you can't go back anymore.
Power:Time doesn't effect me
You didn't wish for anything, so you get to be the perverted idiot friend in the worst romcom you can imagine.Granted, but time does affect everything around and you're stuck as a statue, slowly suffering being buried in a leafy grave.
The bad things that you want to push into someone else are limited to something inconsequential like tripping over air, stubbing your toe, and stepping on a Lego.You didn't wish for anything, so you get to be the perverted idiot friend in the worst romcom you can imagine.
Power: push anything bad that happened to me onto someone I don't like.
drawback: you can't differentiate between salt and sugar. at all. good luck.Drawback: you can only bend specific things, electrical fires, graphite, pink lemonade, and pure oxygen.
Power: You know all chemical/drug reactions.
So.. like how a baby suckles on their thumb? I'm not particularly good at this butdrawback: you can't differentiate between salt and sugar. at all. good luck.
power: drink water with my fingertips
drawback: all your climaxes are nerf'd by half now. you don't feel as much as you'd normally do.So.. like how a baby suckles on their thumb? I'm not particularly good at this but
Drawback: The water is salt water
Power: I can control when I want to climax and how much I release during sex :D
Drawback: She's dead. Are you perhaps in to that?drawback: all your climaxes are nerf'd by half now. you don't feel as much as you'd normally do.
power: to fuck your mum
im on that nefarious shit rnDrawback: She's dead. Are you perhaps in to that?
Power: Immorality
The low hanging fruit is that you will experience sandpaper every time you use toilet paper, but you can probably get away by not using toilet paper ever for taking a shit so... every kind of paper, including other sandpapers, ancient books, digital papers, checkbooks, birth certi/etc legal stuff will annoyingly become a sandpaper - with the coarseness being the worst possible coarseness for the required task.im on that nefarious shit rn
Drawback: you're a sentient mollusk, grats'
Power: turn paper into sandpaper
you severely underestimate me. i can fuck sandpaper if need be. what doesn't kill me won't make me stronger; it'll bruise me, harm me, and mortally wound me, but I'll still be fucken alive to spite the godsThe low hanging fruit is that you will experience sandpaper every time you use toilet paper, but you can probably get away by not using toilet paper ever for taking a shit so... every kind of paper, including other sandpapers, ancient books, digital papers, checkbooks, birth certi/etc legal stuff will annoyingly become a sandpaper - with the coarseness being the worst possible coarseness for the required task.
Power: Can charge or run any device without needing a power source.
Drawback: Your hands will subconsciously write a language you don't understand.you severely underestimate me. i can fuck sandpaper if need be. what doesn't kill me won't make me stronger; it'll bruise me, harm me, and mortally wound me, but I'll still be fucken alive to spite the gods
Downside: your power is granted immediately. but you find out that every device within a 5 kilometer radius has no wifi or data capability. they're entirely offline. you can use the files that are downloaded within the device, but good luck circumventing that. you probably would, but you can kiss convenience goodbye.
Power: write without a stationery
drawback: now you're gay instead; not just any gay, now you're gay for Slavic sugar daddiesDrawback: Your hands will subconsciously write a language you don't understand.
Power: Have my choice of 2d anime girls to come to my world. Plus any who do are madly in love with me.
I... cancel my power. I don't like that drawback xDdrawback: now you're gay instead; not just any gay, now you're gay for Slavic sugar daddies
Power: eat shit and die
You turn undead and eating shit is the only way to ever have a relationship. Even passing ones.drawback: now you're gay instead; not just any gay, now you're gay for Slavic sugar daddies
Power: eat shit and die
Downside: granted. now you're just boring.You turn undead and eating shit is the only way to ever have a relationship. Even passing ones.
I wish to be immune to any and all deleterious effects. Including metaphysical, reality and pulled-out-of-ass negatives.
Downside: Every Stair is as long as the Niesien Railway's ones, which have 11,674 steps.Downside: You don’t sweat, ever.
Power: Can turn stairs into escalators.