Say something about yourself.

[Napalm]

Well, the title says it all. How about anyone here say something about themself. It could be anything. Like things you like or dislike. Favorite whatever. Or maybe even embarrassing moments?

For me. I'll tell you about a memory I have from school.

I was once really sick when I went to school, And so I puked on my book. Super gross. I also remember that I pretended to faint so I could go back home.

I can't think of something about me to say. So I might tell more stories about my past. Like the worst night I had in my life. Oh god, what a night that was.

 

[EternalSunset0]

I have Asperger's

 

[BenJepheneT]

There was a period in my life where I could dislocate my shoulder by my free will. That was when I was around 10-12. I broke my elbow during a fall off a monkey bar and that did something fucky to my arm. Since then, it was a class party trick I did to impress my mates. I could just let my arm hang longer than usual, though moving it does sore/hurt my whole arm. I used it to scare off the hoes and make the lads feel icky from seeing that bulge that used to extend next to the collarbone drop down below it.

It didn't last long though. I tried swinging my arm and somehow, my elbow crashed against a wall and fixed it. That was a short-lived 2-3 months.

 

[Agentt]

I have spent 6 hours today trying to make a whistle out of clay

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Currently waiting for my failure licensing test results to come in.

 

[SailusGebel]

I like buckwheat with milk.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

I'm 21 and still have no clue how most social media sites work or how to use them.

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

I have no life.

 

[BlackKnightX]

Well, the title says it all. How about anyone here say something about themself. It could be anything. Like things you like or dislike. Favorite whatever. Or maybe even embarrassing moments?

For me. I'll tell you about a memory I have from school.

I was once really sick when I went to school, And so I puked on my book. Super gross. I also remember that I pretended to faint so I could go back home.

I can't think of something about me to say. So I might tell more stories about my past. Like the worst night I had in my life. Oh god, what a night that was.

Say something about myself? *inhale* “I am AWESOME!!!”

Cool?

 

[K5Rakitan]

I have a BS, a husband, two living boyfriends, a dead boyfriend, and a baby with my husband.

 

[Deleted member 45782]

Am lazy.

 

[gogo7966]

i'm the best

 

[HyperiousTheSun]

I wanted to be a pilot when I was a child but found out I couldn't because I was color blind. Then I wanted to be an electrician because I heard they made a lot of money but I once again found out I couldn't because I'm color blind.
Fvck being color blind, I'm not even that bad I just can't tell the difference between red and green.

 

[Cipiteca396]

I wanted to be a pilot when I was a child but found out I couldn't because I was color blind. Then I wanted to be an electrician because I heard they made a lot of money but I once again found out I couldn't because I'm color blind.
Fvck being color blind, I'm not even that bad I just can't tell the difference between red and green.

"Just cut the red wire!" "What are you saying, they're ALL red aren't they!?!"

I also remember that I pretended to faint so I could go back home.

Oh, I actually did faint, and they sent me home even though I was fine after I woke up. No idea why it happened. I just remember like, slowly falling asleep, like I was nodding off, so I pushed my keyboard out of the way and layed my head down for a moment. The girl next to me got concerned and they brought a wheelchair for me, and then I went to the nurse's office until my mom picked me up. The whole time I was just kinda sitting there all confused about why everyone was making such a big deal out of it.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

I've never been able to watch WWF and see anything but foreplay. "The sport where muscular tough guys dress up in colorful spandex tights and prove how straight they are by having slap fights."

 

[tridetect]

I have never touched a woman.

 

[EternalSunset0]

I've never been able to watch WWF and see anything but foreplay. "The sport where muscular tough guys dress up in colorful spandex tights and prove how straight they are by having slap fights."

Even as someone who was so addicted to watching pro wrestling throughout my latter elementary and all of my high school years, I agree with the description and laughed.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I love foods from around the world. I eat hummus for breakfast, and I can make Thai peanut sauce without looking at a recipe. I frequently cook Indian food and Mexican food for dinner/lunch.

 

[SakeVision]

I am an alcoholic

 

[BenJepheneT]

I'm 21 and still have no clue how most social media sites work or how to use them.

as a guy with two perma suspensions on twitter, here's an advice from me: don't use twitter