The Last to Comment Wins

[tiaf]

I lied. I don't live there alone. But my room is still a spacious room for one person.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Plot twist: I'm a seven year old on my mom's computer.

 

[binarysoap]

You must be really, realllly precocious if you are seven years old

 

[Hopetoread]

Is the Pizza Emporium ? Would like a pepperoni and extra with stuffed crust

 

[Ungrave]

Is the Pizza Emporium ? I would like a boneless Hawaiian pizza.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Is the Pizza Emporium ? Would like two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

 

[tiaf]

I want a pizza with mozzarella and tomatoes.

 

[binarysoap]

I want a cheeseless pizza with extra cheese

 

[Hopetoread]

want a meatless pizza with sausage and pepperoni

 

[binarysoap]

Great, good to know other people also like vegan sausages and vegan pepperoni

 

[Hopetoread]

sure if its soaked in the grease of real meat, why not

 

[tiaf]

Veggie sausages are tasty in their own

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Lab grown meat is becoming better. One day, I expect to see some lab grown pepperoni.

 

[Hopetoread]

lab grown pepperoni . sponsored by possible genetic mutation for the near future

 

[Foxxy]

is the Pizza Emporium? i would like the entire menu

 

[tiaf]

Is this Pizza Emporium? No, this is Patrick.

 

[Hopetoread]

I thought you was Juan Gonzales Ramierz

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Give me, give me, chicken tendies - Written by Anonymous

Give me, give me, chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good boy points
On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints
Mommy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire
Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate
Did mommy think that I'd just ate?!
Tendies, tendies, get them now!
You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!
I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise
For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders

 

[tiaf]

Give me, give me, chicken tendies - Written by Anonymous

Give me, give me, chicken tendies
Be they crispy, or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good boy points
On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints
Mommy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire
Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate
Did mommy think that I'd just ate?!
Tendies, tendies, get them now!
You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow!
I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise
For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders

That rhymes so good.

 

[Bochi]

*Noms popcorn*