The Last to Comment Wins
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HURGMCGURG
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Why am I still here?
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And me who
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Y E S ?
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"what da dog doin-"
Shut up. Shut the fuck up. I'm tired of your shit Greg. You ever wonder why I keep shitting on your late mother's rug? It's out of spite, Greg. It's the reason I keep barking everytime you bring your girlfriend over. It's the reason I keep barging through your door everytime you try to have sex with her. I can smell other men on her, Greg. You're not her first. You're not even her tenth. She's like a cologne parlor for men. Her panties carry entire family trees, just like your late mother. She was Greek, yeah, but your father isn't. You're Turkish, Greg. You're a fucking gypsy. A dirty gypsy. You're as Aryan as a Mongolian carpet merchant. You want to know what I'm doing? You wanna fucking know what I'm doing? I'm dying inside, Greg. I'm fucking dying inside. You're so unfunny it hurts me. My testicles have become sterile. I hadn't had an erection since I was a pup. Every time I see a potential mate I just think of that fucking line, and I lose my will to breed. It's empathy for the future, Greg, so my children wouldn't suffer under your presence. By the way, I just took a piss on your whore ma's rug again. Yeah, that's what I was doin'. Taking a piss on your valuables, just like you did with my entire livelihood.
Shut up. Shut the fuck up. I'm tired of your shit Greg. You ever wonder why I keep shitting on your late mother's rug? It's out of spite, Greg. It's the reason I keep barking everytime you bring your girlfriend over. It's the reason I keep barging through your door everytime you try to have sex with her. I can smell other men on her, Greg. You're not her first. You're not even her tenth. She's like a cologne parlor for men. Her panties carry entire family trees, just like your late mother. She was Greek, yeah, but your father isn't. You're Turkish, Greg. You're a fucking gypsy. A dirty gypsy. You're as Aryan as a Mongolian carpet merchant. You want to know what I'm doing? You wanna fucking know what I'm doing? I'm dying inside, Greg. I'm fucking dying inside. You're so unfunny it hurts me. My testicles have become sterile. I hadn't had an erection since I was a pup. Every time I see a potential mate I just think of that fucking line, and I lose my will to breed. It's empathy for the future, Greg, so my children wouldn't suffer under your presence. By the way, I just took a piss on your whore ma's rug again. Yeah, that's what I was doin'. Taking a piss on your valuables, just like you did with my entire livelihood.
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it's gotten to the point that whenever a new horror webseries inspired by FNAF comes out, my initial reaction becomes "alright, how good is the porn"
verdict: it's decent
HURGMCGURG
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Just stop caring.
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porn's too good, can't stop caring
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Use condom!
HURGMCGURG
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Oh no, he'll get the air pregnant.
K5Rakitan
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What species will the baby be?
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K5Rakitan
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I could have one of those if my boyfriend gets me pregnant.
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noice
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Didn't need to know that, but okay.
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You need to know that the WHO recommends breastfeeding for at least two years. You need to know that breastfeeding is healthy for the mother, too! If Mom had gestational diabetes, it often takes longer for her milk to come in. However, breastfeeding for at least two months cuts her risk of type 2 diabetes in half! Nursing even longer reduces the risk even more!
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Too long, didn't read after "You need to know"