What do you tell yourself before making bad decisions?

[ArcadiaBlade]

Just this time, it should kill me if I fucked up.

 

[HellerFeed]

Yesterday I put my veggies in a wrapper of an empty packet of chips and kept it under my table to dispose of it later.
sadly I forgot to dispose of it left for the office, now she found that packet and I am so fucking screwed!

I need a cool reason to say justify my actions so that I won't be chewed by mom!

 

[NotaNuffian]

That will be a difficult thing to say.

Because I never think, too hard at least.

The best reaction might be "eh".

 

[RaizarP]

"This seems interesting. I hope I won't die."
That's what I said every time I crossed a street full with vehicles running past at 200km/h

 

[Aaqil]

"This seems interesting. I hope I won't die."
That's what I said every time I crossed a street full with vehicles running past at 200km/h

 

[Premier]

Bold to assume I'm smart enough to know it's a Bad Decision before doing it.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

How likely is it someone will do a drive by on my job while I'm working, just for digging up their dead mother to repo the jewelry off her corpse?

(Turns out, very likely)

 

[Traineye]

Time is an illusion, everything that has happened and will happen has already been determined so you might aswell press the post reply button

 

[APieceOfRock]

Nah fuck it my future self can go suck my big, girthy, and greasy cock

 

[TotallyHuman]

Eh

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Something like YOLO or "what's the worst thing that could happen?"

A line I always go with is, "eh, I'll let my future self deal with the consequences."

My future self usually ends up hating my past self. Not a good relationship between those two, very toxic.

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

"This seems interesting. I hope I won't die."
That's what I said every time I crossed a street full with vehicles running past at 200km/h

Why the heck are you crossing F1 racetrack ??

 

[georgelee5786]

"At least I can tell Saint Peter I died doing something awesome."

 

[ElijahRyne]

Something like YOLO or "what's the worst thing that could happen?"

If I knew before hand that what I was doing was likely a bad idea, it is usually: ‘Fuck it, I don’t care.’
If I am unsure that it is a mistake: ‘I wonder what will happen’
If I thought it was a good idea before doing it I would either shrug my shoulders or think/say ‘shit’.
If I see someone else do any of the above it is typically met with a ‘Yare yare daze’.

 

[ZackRPG]

I'll leave all the problems to my future self.

 

[J_Chemist]

In the words of an EOD Tech- "If I fuck up, it's no longer my problem."

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
"This should be safe."

 

[Bartun]

"May it be whatever God wants"

 

[K5Rakitan]

Other people have done worse.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

It's hard to focus. Maybe I should have tried harder to go back to sleep when I woke up at 2:30am this morning.