2 years ago I broke my nose by sneezing so hard while sitting that I Kneecapped myself in the nose...
That was the second time I broke my nose in a stupid way by sneezing the first time I sneezed so hard while walking to the bathroom I slammed my face straight into the doorframe
That was the second time I broke my nose in a stupid way by sneezing the first time I sneezed so hard while walking to the bathroom I slammed my face straight into the doorframe